Nine_Milla_Killa
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Maybe they are just using park bullies and shaping it to vert by hand... Thats what they did in the old days.
05/06 Park Skiing..........Cancelled.
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SnowCoast
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Nope, it's not bullshit.
There was a coup against the former Chancellor of Park Creation, from his Vice-Chancellor. He was a known gaper and groomer skier, also a Billionaire in his late fifties, but for reasons we don't know, he was appointed Vice-Chancellor.
Anyways, the VC had been secretly communicating with the manufacturers of Pipe Dragon and Snowcats to recall them from ski areas and resorts. The plan went through and the Chancellor was overthrown the following morning after the recall.
However, Cat skiing operations have remained largely uneffected, and are refusing to give up their Snowcats. I think it is obvious why they are fighting the recall, because their operations depend on them. Needless to say, the new Chancellor has refuses to give up his emergency powers, and this year's park skiing might be shot.
There was a coup against the former Chancellor of Park Creation, from his Vice-Chancellor. He was a known gaper and groomer skier, also a Billionaire in his late fifties, but for reasons we don't know, he was appointed Vice-Chancellor.
Anyways, the VC had been secretly communicating with the manufacturers of Pipe Dragon and Snowcats to recall them from ski areas and resorts. The plan went through and the Chancellor was overthrown the following morning after the recall.
However, Cat skiing operations have remained largely uneffected, and are refusing to give up their Snowcats. I think it is obvious why they are fighting the recall, because their operations depend on them. Needless to say, the new Chancellor has refuses to give up his emergency powers, and this year's park skiing might be shot.
ineedarealname
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hes not kidding as a matter of fact its so insanely serious he might as well be called jim carrey
winterkid33
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yea man, word. I heard that the real reason all the snowcats and pipe dragons are gone is because they had to make a 140 story 1/4 pipe hit in nepal. they then planned to arm candide with hundreds of pounds of highly advanced ammunition and send him str8 down everest. the hopes of advanced rocket scientists and physicists is he will have enough speed and momentum to boost all the way to the moon and battle the koreans in a quake 3 area type combat ( low gravity and such)
table_top08
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just go old school and build your own jumps out in the BC
forfun
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ever since he began investing in snocross courses, all of our park spending has gone down hill. Especially after this Iraq War. All the oil needed just really pushed up the prices of everything we needed for park anyways. I heard some resorts in europe were boycotting though...
Nine_Milla_Killa
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Hope you kept the reciept!
Nine_Milla_Killa
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^You're lame, it says so right under your name. L-A-M-E!
AmbushClothing
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i just got back from the death star and the chancellor said it was a hoax. but he likes boys so i dont belive him.