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  1. Jessbuff

    Top 5 reasons not to get high

    Yea, word, they were a couple dope musicians (pardon the pun) but also keep in mind that Jimi Hendrix died at the age of 27 and Bob Marley at the ripe old age of 36... Maybe drugs aren't good for you afterall?
  2. Jessbuff

    Bringing a prostitute to prom!

    I must have missed it somewhere because I can't believe I'm the first person to say this but uhhh, can't you get a girl from school to go with you?
  3. Jessbuff

    Old Spice just got oh so much cooler!

    Well don't just sit there all high and mighty, enlighten us, what's so great about this commercial?
  4. Jessbuff

    No more global warming thread

    But that doesn't explain why it's been abnormally warm in Asia and Europe too. for Example Moscow is normally below zero at this time of the year and yet they've been experiencing temperatures in excess of 10 degrees celcius which is very similar to what I'm experiencing this year in Ottawa. On...
  5. Jessbuff

    Drinking in the weekends...

    Yea, we definitely have this helgefylla in america. It just happens at an older age. I would say at least 90% of the times I get drunk is on the weekend. Maybe a thursday night if I don't have class or work on friday. And it happens once or twice every week for me, barring some rare illness or...
  6. Jessbuff

    Wtf boys are fucking ass holes

    hahahhaha, I'm sorry but that's funny. Damn, I'm really sorry to hear that tho. The guys a fucking peice of trash. Ditch the friend too, man, what kinda bitch would make out with their friend's bf in the first place let alone with them present.
  7. Jessbuff

    Vodka and ginger ale

    WTF?
  8. Jessbuff

    Think you've seen good beer pong?

    man, I would love to play against him... get just gnarly wasted. He's a bit of a douche tho for not actually having beer in the cups, but still amazing.
  9. Jessbuff

    Dick in a box--hilarious

    what's even funnier is that he actually called him an r-tarT... which doesn't even make sense.
  10. Jessbuff

    Girl wearing....

    it's cool if they're wearing my boxers and one of my jerseys so that my parents don't see them wandering around the house naked but beyond that, they'd bunch up in their pants and just plain not be practical in a skirt.
  11. Jessbuff

    Blood Diamond

    Yea, I thought Miami Vice was pretty bad too. And to be honest, Casino Rayale wasn't that great either. Although that opening chase scene with the urban walking was pretty sick. It was good, but not the best. anyway, I'm pretty stoked to see blood diamond. Glad to hear it's good.
  12. Jessbuff

    Athletic survey!! plz fill this out for me

    1)20 2)165 3)y 4)y 5)y 6)y 7)maybe? never tried and to be honest I'm not too sure what that means... no? 8)y 9)y 10)y
  13. Jessbuff

    Some crazy chicks mom wants to drug test me and a bunch of people

    She can't friggen drug test you without your consent, that's grounds for a lawsuit.
  14. Jessbuff

    I need to spend this money

    Well if you're just going to throw it away at the casino, give it to me, I have plenty of shit I'd like to spend it on
  15. Jessbuff

    Lethal Dose of Weed

    I'm pretty sure you would curl up and go to sleep or go for food long before you could OD.
  16. Jessbuff

    The hell do u say to these bastards?

    Tell them to go fuck themselves. The better question is "What the hell do you say to those bastards at the credit card company when you are activating your card and they want you to pay 99 cents on every hundred dollars for insurance that you already have and no matter how many times you say no...
  17. Jessbuff

    What time is it in Canada right now??

    You might want to dig your head out of your ass before friday and figure out that the second largest country in the world has many time zones. Your interviewer probably won't appreciate your ignornace. That being said, it's 8:11 in B.C by my watch. 3 hours behind the eastern seaboard.
  18. Jessbuff

    How do I get Sharpie ink off my fricken face?

    no wonder I've been slurring my speach since yesterday!
  19. Jessbuff

    Commiting suicide is selfish...

    If you, or anyone else who reads this thread, are seriously contemplating suicide; at least try this. There are people who spend 7 or more years studying psychology and have dealt with and successfully treated hundreds even thousands of people going through exactly what you are going through...
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