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Guy seeking girl who is stupid enough to post a personal on NS.....oops...oh wow *chuckle* well call me a hypocrit! Lightly carbonated. Serve chilled.

I woke up today, thinking about yesterday, dreaming about every day that I look away from you. Holding my breath and closing my eyes are no longer my salvation. THis prison comes close as if it were a creeping stalker in the dark, or a leopard hunting for its prey. Tomorrow as of now is an...

I would have spared the time it took to punch him in the face, wait till the little guy got on the bus, followed the bus to the kid's house and then project a glass gar full of rabid fireants in his general direction. Lightly carbonated. Serve chilled.

Something tells me he doesn't really like hot dogs all that much. . . Lightly carbonated. Serve Chilled.

In my opinion, I believe the end of the world will come about when some crazy mad scientist invents a machine that will transform all the air on planet Earth into pure, superfiltered hydrogen. Afterword, he will go about lighting a match. OR we could piss off the Earthworm race so much that they...