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    Favorite song!!!

    Sugar Mountain by Neil Young. To the guy who said Greenday has his favorite song, they steal from all kinds of bands, one of the main being the KINKS. the song warning, is an exact rip off of the kinks picture book. just so you know, that is all, it bothers me. I can't remember what song...
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    how often do you do drugs?

    LSD is actually one of the single safest drugs in its pure form, the problem is getting it in pure form. As far as what i do, LSD, pot, alcohol, shrooms and that is all. peyote once. And i do them as often as money and the finding, (LSD and shrooms) allow. And to al you tidy fucks who say i...
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    sketch janitor stories

    this at least is like a question about a janitor, not like a shady janitor story, but wouldn't it be the worst thing to be a janitor at a college, watching all these kids walk by on their way to these bright futures while your future fell by the wayside like so many discarded 7-11 cups...
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    haunted workplaces

    the house im living in next year at school is def haunted. i've had experiences w/ the ghost, mostly just footsteps but i think i saw him once. the second owner hung himself in the room next door to mine, and hes apparently the ghost. that is all...
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    Parsley

    I sold a kid in my class an 8th of oregano for $25. and he told me it was the dankest weed he ever smoked. so then i was like yeah, it sure was buddy. then i took him out one day at lunch and smoked him up, and he went home 'sick' cuz he couldn't handle himself. He said it was shitty weed...
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    TROY

    I thought it was a pretty tight movie ------------------------------------------------------------ E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it
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    WARNING, you may be gothic...

    where did you get that list from? just send em an email that says: 'god called, he said to kill yourself' no more no less, religious extremism art curbed. ------------------------------------------------------------ E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it
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    which of you are on pinkbike?

    im on there, jibber54520 ------------------------------------------------------------ E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it
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    My friends suck

    ^^ not cool... once upon a time, you were a shallow dipshit. the end. ------------------------------------------------------------ E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it
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    family Guy Quotes

    the one where peter runs into the tv station: where meg goes into the like wonder years breakdown, in the guys voice, and says something about being a 13 year old girl.. then when the tv anchor is like they can't hear us..i'm going to get drunk and beat up some midgets and the co-anchor is...
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    My friends suck

    i had like 3 friends in highschool cuz my school was 800 hicks, and me and my friends. then one killed himself, and then i got high and watched tv. but i have a shitload of really good friends at school (college) ------------------------------------------------------------ E.T. is the can-do...
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    Failing School

    I failed college calc II, but it was at 8 in the fucking morning, and i hate calculus to begin with, its so fucking intangible. I got a CD in my fucking world cultures class too, the fucking professor thought she knew every culture better than the people who lived in it. Like one day she got in...
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    Truvativ Box-Guide

    I bought my P2 a couple weeks ago, and I fucking hate the Truvativ box guide. it's noisy as fuck, makes it harder to pedal, and doesn't do that much to stop chain bounce. im gonna put an mrp on it soon, but what baffles me is the $85 price tag on the box-guide. fuck. also has anyone ever had...
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    Lines For if you get rejected

    wtf, she was pretty hot, and wanted to have sex with you, but you had to go, and.... what? save the fucking world? ------------------------------------------------------------ E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it
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    Homer Simpson quotes

    Quiet brain, or i'll stab you with another Q-tip I dunno if I'd call it a quote, but when he makes the distillery in his basement, and is smuggling booze out through an elaborate bowling ball system, and then the booze starts blowing up in the basement at night, and marge is all like whats...
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    Lines For if you get rejected

    My friend actually said this once, I don't know how it came about but this was the punchline so to speak: him: my fly is down, can you help me with that? her: thats not a very good pickup line him: the only thing i need to pick up tonight is my beer bitch...
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    What kind of bike are you riding?

    P2, completely stock, unfortunately... ------------------------------------------------------------ E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it
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    WHY I HATE DOCTORS

    yeah, those damn piss tests, like its enough stress to think shit, am i gonna pass? and then that fucker stands there, and is all like piss in the cup, and you can't get it started, but then it starts, and the cup gets really small really fast, and you either have to pinch it off, or try and...
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    WHY I HATE DOCTORS

    Misty7 i know where you're coming from, but it still pisses me off, cuz i mean they are supposed to be professionals, and its a fucking IV, like i don't even think he rubbed it with alcohol ------------------------------------------------------------ E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you...
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    The most scared you have ever been...

    I live in this hick-ass bum fuck nowhere town, and the cops don't take kindly to a kid that doesn't play basketball and rides a bike.. so this one time i was riding, and i had an ounce in my backpack that i was goin to sell to some people, and all of a sudden a cop turned his lights on and was...
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