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I had a jap roomate in school that spoke zero english, he would talk in his sleep, it sounded like crouching tiger but what do I know, anyways he got all fucked up one night so I painted his toe nails and delayed his alarm so he was late for class (didn't have time to look at toenails) he was so...

I know this kid he does the whole double collar shit, I am pretty sure he might where some kind of man makeup. he is an allright kid but when you see him at first you would swear he took it in the face. .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged...

are you talking about the one that looks like a small air compressor? we tried to sell that at our shop (it didn't) .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

you should show up with 2 dozen krispy creme doughnuts, 5 bags of fritos, and 3 frozen pizzas, and say I am ready to smoke up with you now dad .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

jizz bombers .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

good louck finding one for under 200. my neighbor has a honda 50 that is worth like 5,000. it will go 65+ and just launch jumps, it is tricked .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

it's running at $2.63 here in mass (outside worcester) sux I have a yukon xl that is a 31 gal. tank....chug chug .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

anybody been there? I am thinking about going this feb for a week or so for some surf. .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

your right your girlfriend is awesome, how do I taste? .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

regardless of what you believe I think the worst is jehova, who doesn't celebrate births and fun stuff? F that! the key is treat others how you want to be treated. .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to...

you should send an email to joecoolski, he takes it in the face and is a sure thing for anal. .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

I'm rockin on a cr 250, we hit up a local track, and ride pits/woods .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

no wetsuits needed .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

I'll tell ya what to do, park your cars in a big circle and just sit in the middle, what they are going to do is circle you taking shots at you and whatnot but be strong 'cause eventually you are going to die. .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I...

they are going to give you a deep hair cut and mail it back to you, you are soooooo fucked .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

I heard about a kid that shoved a bottle of rumppleminz into his ass a short way than did a handstand for a bit and got good and blitzed .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

http://www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/ .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

jessbuff, are you insane? my buddys chick blew a guy in the bathroom at party (found out later), and than was all over my buddy making out and shit! blurrp! I.E. "how do I taste?". so if you think if your girls cheasts on you with a guy is better, well than have your girl go to my site...

I have had a streetbike for years, but now I rip on dirt. I like 'em the same. anyone else? .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

ball-deep, oopps! what's in my ass?, gag factor.... .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.