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saying you were gonna rape her probably freaked her out a bit you should of said something like "those jeans make your ass look huge" or "you still have some cum in your hair" another good one I used ounce was "oh your that girl everyone is talking about"

tell her your into "skin thereapy" and give her a facial, tell her it will make her skin soft. bite my neck...butter your face

it is so funny how she was all about god but she drank/said get the hell out of my house. her freinds were even worse said the lady was into the devil f'n crazy. http://www.fox.com/tradingspouses/bios/perrin.htm

get some popsicles, a couple of years ago I was shitting like a hot cocoa machine outta coaco if you know what I mean and puking my guts out (at the same time) was messy. started sucking on some popsicles and felt better in no time

say "I was reinacting the plight of the clotheless caveman"

also I have never ever heard of a girl getting "discovered" on my space. "so yeah this guy took my pic in my dorm room and now here I am in milan! a supermodel!"

maybe you should get your nipple pierced so he can take photos of you too. basically this guy is scamming...let me take photos of you..it's for art...blah blah..let me just put the tip in....it isn't cheating if you swallow the evidence....

I think it is great if two people can keep a good thing going for years and years, I just think that getting a hs diploma and a marriage license in the same week is kinda f'd

when I was in highschool I thought I was gonna marry that skank...when your in a high school relationship that enters college it pretty much is over, do you remember your favorite toy at 9? pretty much the same thing

the circle jerks?

I friggin forgot my wetsuit in the back of my ride for like a week, I went to go for a surf and almost threw up when I pulled it on, week old piss

this is a pretty good site with alot of cool vids,hot chicks....http://www.surfermag.com

def do not pause the game with the tv on, I pause the game on my xbox and shut off the hdtv to go do shit. the screen gets kinda an imprint.

yeah maybe not,tell your dad it's gonna be 5,000 or I release the photos of you and he bent over the love seat

maybe your kinda gay....

you gotta talk to your parents (sorry)

so let me get this straight you go to school fucked up either way? what you should do is think about how you would feel if you had kids and they pulled this shit. getting drunk/stoned is kinda part of life but if it part of your everyday routine...you gotta talk to them and say " hey this gets...

you should say hey dude can I talk to you? take him in the bathroom and beat him down than say what goes on in here stays in here

did you hear about the blonde girl who got fired from the sperm bank? she was drinking on the job

how do you make a girl come? who cares?