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there was a story about the dudes that made that grainy vid, said it was a hoax and showed the shitty outfit, granted their is a lot of weird shit out there, do you think that if there is a bigfoot and he is gay he would be able to marry another bigfoot, legally?

get her mittens and a dildo,if she doesn't like the mittens she can go fuck herself

my lungs sometimes feel like someone lit a rolled up newspaper and stuffed it down my throat like they were packing a civil war cannon.

watching it on yahoo right now, got sat it's awesome, so many good channels

depends, you should eat mad amounts of asparagus, rub a melted candy bar under junk so when he goes for the "cough" reach SURPRISE!!

I kinda think his jaw bone/facial structures resemble the missing "link"

you should go to the coach and explain about the whole thing "I was wrong to fight blah blah blah" but let him know if you get jumped your gonna a) snap and possibly take out one of his good players b) press charges for them "ganging up on you" that doesn't look good for any team

I would fuck up that machine I have like nuts and bolts in shit in this massive water cooler jug I cut the top off

look busy jesus is coming!!

it's better to end it and stay friends than to have her "take it in the face" like what happend to my friend Tim. he was like "making out with her tastes funny" true story

sometimes we get those old shitty catalouges selling crap for homes like window chimes and shit and they have this chick with a vibe selling it as a "back massager" haha

no matter what the age difference make her "swallow" the evidence

they also built that man made island and shit (arab guy) "what do I do with a cajillion dollars of us oil $$$?" "I want to ski in my back dune!"

why are you two breaking up?

the best scene is from baseketball when they are f'n around with the vibe and she goes "what are you doing in my moms drawer?"

my buddy has one of those massive trunks that looks like a treasure chest it is chockfull of porn vids/mags/toys/lubes/dolls/whatever. He has the whole downstairs to himself and this thing just sits there in the middle of the room, so wrong, oh yeah his girl is a pig

I think I am going to get a job there without knowing zero arabic and really try to score the rental dept. job

my buddy was trashed up at sugarloaf and drove around the bank and wound up rolling down hill into river, lucky fuck landed on wheels! totally f'd up his thule box though

basically the people that think that this is it, nothing else out there,must of been pissed when someone told them "no earth is round"

can't be that bad I wear a 1986 starter bills coat with duct tape over tears