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chupar me verga! suck my dick lento iho de' puta' lazy son of a btich

i love that beer, I drank kokanee for 2 weeks straight when I was there

I remember gallant up at wawa, I think he lost his sponsership from the mountain 'cause he didn't deliver or something I don't know from I've seen/heard he was a total dickus

say I am going to treat her with respect because some day I will be asking boys that date my daughter the same qeustion. def don't say if this beyotch doesn't take the d she will get dropped yo!

I was going up the gondola at loon with my buddy and the freak cahnce of two hotties and this fucker crams his head out the window (barely) and fuckin pukes! they are freaked the fuck out so he's got his head back in now drolling and shit so I say , you girls wanna get some beers? they said nada...

I'm from mass and I am embarrased by all the people that flaunt that shit all over there cars and stuff, I think they should have a pro game than at halftime let the two teams fans play a few downs, now thats entertainment!

I usually hit up the wall (north beach NH) during the summer it is kinda mild with some good days fall/early spring pump. This winter it has been crazy good. I don't head out in the winter though I have enough srinkage as is

hope they are not swingers, nasty!

I'm down with it, http://www.nesurf.com/ is the site I check before heading out

type up a really crazy letter about how you are so fuckin pissed off at the world and you take it out on your girl but that is not enough you are going to take it to the "big top" and you fuckers can't stop me shit like that. and at night thro it in his mailbox addressed to the cops (type that...

call up abc and make this whole thing an afterschool special, another thing is find a neighborhood of minoritys and print up a bunch of flyers with this guys address on it, say stuff like white power you suck you f'n (insert racial slur here) and say if you want some here is where I live and...

leave a tip via a pay phone that your friend (made up) bought a bunch of meth from this guy and you want this crap stopped, also tell 'em he sold it near school, they will watch his house forever after that and harrass the shit outta him

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I was, fucker made me dance around and shit like I was a stripper, jokes on him I am.

do you walk around nude or almost? my buddie lived on nantucket for like 2 summers with a bunch of smokin rich chicks they used to do that shit, drove 'em nuts, poor kid was making shower babies left and right

I was up at stowe vt a while ago and thought I would stop in and check out the store...holy fuckin rip off, they have clothes and shit for the bears, I can see for like a little kid around 2-4 but what the fuck they were like $60+. I am going to pack all my black socks and glue eyes and shit on...

Are you one of those girls that teases boys until they feel like they have pop rocks and coke in their ballsack? 'cause that totally sucks

I fuckin love tpb, it is so fuckin funny, MY neighbors all come over and get fucked up and watch season 1/2. knock knock (who's there?) gimme a smoke

you should look into there bylaws and see if they def can, also look into previous accounts of people caught for the same thing and see how they faired, look and see if there was anyone they let it slide and that is documented and present that

it's pretty good it is like a def scoring night