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I would just start to cry in front of the judge and start saying "he touched my no no spot" and point to the kid you were harrasing. and go into some long story about it like under the bleachers......cornerd you in bathroom... what ever comes to mind. ask joecoolski about all the times he spent...

I would use your camera phone and takes pics when she isn't looking and hangin with other dudes, than when she sees you talking to a chick whip out the camera and go what? basically she is number ## out of the #### you are gong to meet I thought like 10 girls where the shit, don't lose your self...

confirmed hahah, you are now basically registerd amongst the private priest network for future "needs"

you should call her every 29 mins and say hey it's just me, still sick

hahah that is like 75% of what people post. I have 3 pics over my comp with a big banner that says "achieve your goals". 1. is a pic of a male model from J-crew wearing exactly what I want to wear on a summer rail sessh 2. is of this rail in boston that has like 25 kinks 3. is a pic from a euro...

I stole atlantaskis sisters panties (from my floor) and now I use them when I check the oil in my truck

what do you do for a job? she is a accountant so you gotta make some coin, My buddy owns a bar and the guy who does the dishes is from brazil, can't speak a piss of english but due to my worldlyness I speak some brazilano so I figured out he use to sell phmaracuticles (sp?) go figure?

good thing you got the 4 door so you can cruise with your boyfriends

I am sooo glad we have men/women dying for these fucks, f them

when you go to the frammingham store you should look for joe (usually weekends) there is 2 things joe knows fords/skis. And also ask him why he has a black band around his arm? he will say "in rememberance of one who is no longer with us"

hey I'll give it shot....check, check, mic check, yo yo you blow thats right I got the flow so here I f'n go...the sun goes up, the goes down sometimes it makes me sad like the tears of a clown...check check is this on?

you should have a prego cat/dog pee on a ept (early pregnancy test) and mail it to her parents with a note that says "not so sweet huh?"

well if there is no stickers go to www.pissedoffpete.com.and slap one of them on there

you should find out where they are going to give her her car and slap a NS sticker on it so when she drives off you see it, what a whore she must be, daddy mrrrppp oh mrrrpp I want a new car mrrrpp and diamonds mrrrppp ah ah and all my freinds mrrrprprp slurp!

or maybe...."class of 06'" "I had to suck alot of D for this diploma!" .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

yours should say " class of o6' " in front and in the back "still an F'n virgin!" .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.

I was paddeling out and some chick rode right over my legs, my boardshorts saved my legs but she put a hughe gash in my heel. sucked and another time I went for a floater and my rail whacked my nuts .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this...

why don't they get these people out of the dome and have them cleaning the f'n place up? 80% were on state/federal aid anyways, time to repay that with some sweat .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to...

she is a wicked pig .................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.