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yoo mustt tel hym thut yoo carnt plai wiii thuh direct giraffee skin in yerrrr eyezzz no morezzzz. tell hym i sai!! i say! yoo mustt listen two meeee yoo fuq errrrrrrrrrr! i saaai! i say!

bahahahahahah WHAT THE FUCK no

I HAVE NEVER ENJOIED SUCH A THING MISTER ANDY!

homeroom? you still have homeroom?

dont forget to bring a towel

my friend once told me a shirt that i was wearing "made my tits look very nice" i wasnt sure if she was a lez deep inside errr wha.... those kindas of things just shouldnt be said namean

bahaha

well if they arent careful the serpants from the jailhouse lasso them and eat their stomaches. but if they are careful they could just slip into a body bag and drink urine for the rest of their lives. what do you think mister rummy?

haha at first i thought you were talking about the monkey man from the sewer that came up from the bellows and decided it was time to eat a small rat for dinner. hahah but then haha i read and re-read your post hahaha and figured out that ahahahaha it was not that at all hahah and so i have...

depends but most likely probation and a small fine

Mr.PeanutMonger

sleeping pills or a benedryl. those suckers knock me the fuck out in 30 minutes

noooo no no im saying i made the mistake of driking and driving and i basically got the exact same punishment that he got with all those fuckin fines and loosing my license for like a year. i just know how it feels

yellow hammer

yeah same thing happens when u drink and drive. fuck cops they dont know shit. i feel your pain

i've never been to the circus

obviously you dont know how many threads have been made asking the exact same thing

began to violently suck

where does you live?

"going out" haha