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she wants to dump you but can't do it to your face because she thinks you are a fragile, whiney fag who would probably slit his wrists. All is not lost, you just gotta show her whos boss. Girls are good for one thing. If they do that one thing, all the rst of their shit is bearable. Slap the...

haha, u got tuned. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221

just tell everyone you know that you are dating her, word will get around and she'll just go out with you to avoid a scene. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221

yeah, its the apprentices, especially the ones from newfoundland. they drink and fight like motherfuckers. they're like indians, only white. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221

its like sticking your weiner in a bowl of clam chowder ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221

you havent been high till you've been high when you have parkinsons. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221

and I gave it your dad ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221

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my name is Matt, and I have Herpes. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221

mmmmm spandex. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221

you'll always get a better deal going to court, but it most likely wont get dropped altogether. I'd say its better to stall the car than burn a blackie right beside a cop. automatic ticket. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is...

just walk around uofc, all the bitches look like fuckin garbage bags, but you little shit magnets probably love that, the only thing you can score with is drunk hairy hosses. the den is beat. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is...

The den is fuckin gay and all the bitches at UofC are BUTT fuckin ugly. 2 years ago, a brawl broke out at the Gate at SAIT, a bunch of pakis got beat up and someone pissed on the pinball machine, that alone makes it 10x cooler than every night at the den combined. ---------------------- 'Dude...

I'm mentally challenged, my mom says I rock... ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221

yeah they got all preachy, like that show with the 8 year old lesbians and the pedophile uncle, Full House. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221

yeah that comment was jewish ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221

^lol. I drink a few beers on the way up, fill my camel back with rye n coke and throw all my garbage out the window on the indian reserve as a sacrifice to the snow gods. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221

haha, you got fucked by the cops cuz you're a pussy and were too scared to tell them to go play hide and go fuck themselves, and you would ahve been well within your rights to do so. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking...

power is the ability to do work, torque is a twisting force. An increase in torque won't nessesarily increase your top speed, an increase in horsepower will. go read a book then suck on your mom's tit some more and come back when you have something worthwhile to say. ----------------------...

if you hit top speed and still have some revs left you didn't run out of gear, you ran out of horsepower. ---------------------- 'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.' 'Your mom has a nasty gouge.' '221 is fucking hilarious' ~221