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  1. jonsimpson

    Why do british pros suck so much

    I heard on little britain that hes from Woking in Surrey, which is where i live, havent seen him downt the pubs though, maybe he lives in peckham now.
  2. jonsimpson

    Why do british pros suck so much

    Erm im pretty sure that Jesus was from Israel, what made you think he was English????
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    Do you lilke this? PIC

    I always do that with my mashed potato at dinner its pretty fun, but i always end up with too much and i cant finish it.
  4. jonsimpson

    Why do british pros suck so much

    Amen
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    Chairlift tricks

    That makes me want to start snowboarding
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    Why do british pros suck so much

    Yes i have drank piss thank you very much, i was on a night out, and mistakingly drank some piss, my friends did find it very amusing. And yes, i found it to take quite like the beer i was drinking when i was in whistler for 3 months (i know its not america, but your beer is the same). Now i...
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    Why do british pros suck so much

    Us British are extremely good at losing, we take pride in not being the best at everything, we dont take it seriously, and we go down the pub to get wasted on our excedingly good ale.
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    Why do british pros suck so much

    Yeah well in the UK, we do have a pretty big skiing industry, and as a country as a whole, we do really love skiing. However we arent blessed with having mountains that we ski on every weekend and after school. Also skiing is a very expensive sport and most of us if were lucky can go to the alps...
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    Why do british pros suck so much

    Yup, american beer taste like piss, im sorry, its just true
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    Andreas Hatveit riding for Nike?

    I think he attempted one, but didnt quite land it
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    Unique jib/jump features

    That would be awesome, except i can imagine a lot of collisions on it
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    How many times have you been up this year?

    around 40, should have another 20 days or so left
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    England

    Yeah but as a country were just crazy about skiing/snowboarding. Just look at how many UK skiing and snowboarding mags we have. Dont hold me to it, but i think we have around 15, thats quite a lot for a country that doesnt have mountains. Most people who ski only get a week holiday at a...
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    England

    Yeah but outdoor skiing in the UK consists of slopes made out of lots of toothbrushes, or slopes with more rocks than snow up north in scotland. Im riding at whistler at the moment, should be here till the end of april
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    Grinding

    This guy i knew went to this strip club and got pulled up on stage, got stripped down to his underwear by these strippers, and creamed himself right in front of everyone in the whole club. Priceless
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    Hersheys Kisses

    They taste like chocolate, but they do have an aftertaste that mildly tastes of sick
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    Emo Steez VS. Gangsta Steeze

    yeah emu steeze
  18. jonsimpson

    Why must we make skiing move in the wrong direction?

    I agree with you man, skiing is all about the soul. Its all about skiing the line like a leaf runs down a river, and not because its the line thats the most extreme. Skiing essentially is about having fun, freedom, and power that you dont usually have. All the clothes, attitude and stuff,isnt...
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    The Go Team

    your not one of those "i dont like bands unless no-one else has heard of them" people are you?
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    Why we should all have bought a ski movie.

    i like it when people are stunned when i say i can ski backwards
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