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move to jamaica and sit on the beach _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...

people are so worthless nowadays. they sell dvd players at walmart for 29.99 why the fuck would you not invest in that shit? _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...

^ i don't like yours, i'd fuck the shit out of those girls... 2 time... _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...

jon is sponsored by audi, thats how he got his car. some guys make bank, like candide signed a $125,000 contract with salomon when he switched off dynastar bode miller and johnny moseley make more than a million each year from their ski companies jon supposedly makes the equivalent of about...

^finally someone kinda got it you people are all like 15, what the fuck do you think you are doing? getting married? when you think you 'love' someone at that age it's just puppy love. you aren't really gonna find a girl to settle down with until you are almost 30 anyways, so don't act as if...

tell them you sucked off seth morrison and he gave you his pair _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...

levin eats shit for breakfast _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...

also, with those rail lengths you are talking about 93 feet of metal. the 100 foot flat rail at copper was long enough to make it really really hard as it was, so whomever of you people that think 93 feet of 6 kinks and an up curve is is really doable, please smack yourself in the face and save...

ok, fine, you made me do this: first, the physics of the rail are impossible. the first flat is 10 feet off the ground, then the second is 17, yet the section that connects the 2 is only 5 feet. there is no way to go from 10 feet to 17 feet with only 5 feet of rail, even if the kink is 90...

that rail is retarded they wont make it _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...

everyone should check the new issue of axis in the 'p.o. box' section. instead of using letters sent to the magazine they took some snippits off the newschoolers forum. it's actually pretty funny _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...

he shitface, first off i was cracking a joke, second shower can be both a noun or a verb. it can either be 'to shower' as in: 'i am going to shower my piss all over your head' or i can be used as a noun in it's obect form as in: 'i'm going to chainsaw your arms off and place them in my shower'...

actually, the kid that holds the record for smoking the most weed in one day (24 hours) smoked 4 pounds and 4 ounces in about 18 and a half hours BY HIMSELF. of course, he had a mask contraption that you could load an ouce of weed at a time in and it would automatically smoke so all he had to...

it's illegal for shops to sell it in the US, kinda like redbull is illegal to be sold in canada, but you can bring a certain amount back with you from other countries. they didn't hassle me at all when i brought it back from london, and i wasn't even legal drinking age at the time. it's decent...

what about pregnant women? having a baby or taking a baby hahahah, maybe they should just call it 'shitting out a kid' _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...

god damn lightweights _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...

yeah that was me, i left that nice little black strak on the wall that is in all the snowboard ads, it's fucking hilarious. i'm pretty sure berman put the shot of the crash in my section in 'forward' _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...

holy fucking lame this post is _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...

don't sweat it, she doesn't want to be with you anymore now that she's had disdik _____________________________  this is the life God chose for me...

gotta love my sweet shot in the yard sale section. too bad dave norehead has no idea who i am and freeze is too lazy to look at the pic and figure it out. ah well, maybe it's better if i have a crash shot without my name published. hahahaa _____________________________  this is the life God...