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  1. Joos

    computer cancer

    haha bro that isnt even the tip of the iceberg. I tried to make that as simple as possible. Spose thats what happens when you study computers at university. What gravity?
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    Have You Ever...

    You would get some hell skid marks though... What gravity?
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    computer cancer

    The hard drive (HD) is where you keep stuff. It is on there permently, even when you turn the computer off. It's the thing that makes that noise when you are loading a program or something. Your memory is a half way house for the data to stay between the hard drive and your computers brain, the...
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    questions you cant answer

    Traditionally both the voice recorder and the data recorder have been at the rear of the plane. However more recently (as in like the past year or two), manufacturers have put a 2nd set of boxs in or near the cockpit with their own power supply, just in case the power supply and data cables to...
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    questions you cant answer

    actually make that box the size of a shoebox, and decrease it's speed to say...500kmh (considering it is at the rear of the plane and the plane will provide some gradual deacceleration before it hits something solid, like a cliff). What gravity?
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    questions you cant answer

    'If the black box in an aeroplane is industructable how come they don't make the whole plane out of the same material??' I hate this one. Gee lets see. A 747. 64 (211 f) meters wide, 70 (231 f) meters long with a weight of 350,000 kgs (870,000 lbs) travelling at 900kmh (560mph). Now, make...
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    NS Tattoos!

    Only tatt Im thinking of getting is an original one. My birthday is on the 21st May, which is on the cusp between Taurus and Gemini, so Im thinking of getting a tattoo of some twin bulls (Gemini = twins, Taurus = Bull) on my lower back. Yet to see something I like... the Redbull logo is the...
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    How Long Have You Been Skiing?

    About 8-9 years.. but only seriously for last season (my season - southern hemisphere) and last season (your season - northern hem.). What gravity?
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    The Great Ski Story Thread!

    My mum and I were skiing around at Treble Cone here in NZ. We were skiing around in a bowl which was basically on the other side of the mountain from the main base lodge (I forget names, sorry Timmy :). We had booked a lesson for like 1pm or something, but we lost track of time and at 12:45...
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    And you thought you were safe....STD's.

    depends on what STD. Herpes definatly. If she has a coldsore and gives you a hummer, better slap on a gumboot aye. Same if she has genital warts and you go down on her. Say hello to coldsores for the rest of your life. AIDS/HIV I don't think so. Im pretty sure it's only intercourse and...
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    how old is old enough...

    If you chew enough of it to kill you, then there is more in it than just THC and marijuana based stuff. It is physically impossible to smoke/induce enough THC to kill you. What gravity?
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    Help a camera idiot out!!!

    While digital cameras are catching up with film, atm it's like apples and oranges. The convenience of digital is also it's downfall. Like if you're travelling, and you have a digi. What happens when your memory card runs out? No more photos. And very few photoshops can process digital media...
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    Whats the one thing you hate most about skiing?

    I hate it when I'm cold. Like I don't mind it if the air is cold and im warm and stuff. But if im actually cold myself I can't stand it. rarely happens though. Lift lines and slow lifts... hate them too. What gravity?
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    May Birthdays

    may 21st here... What gravity?
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    Leavenworth

    yea man. Im gonna head over late nov/early dec. depends when heavenly will let me start working. But yea... Ill definatly go on a road trip of some kind... just depends where. I wanna see vegas aye, but we might make a trip up to whistler or something. If we do we'll pop by your place and say...
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    Leavenworth

    Timmy bro, white xmas's rock. Me and my flatmates last year went on a mission for a xmas tree. We got a swiss army knife and cut down a pine tree from a casino car park. Took it home and decorated it with toilet paper and beer bottles. It rocked my socks off. hang on, I think i have a photo...
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    helmets

    I wear mine now full time. Even if the park is closed and I just muck round on groomers. I've 'used' it once so far. Attempting like my 3rd ever 360 off a tiny tiny jump, I only spun 250 and my skis dug in, sending the rest of my body hard onto the ground. Smacked my shoulder and whiplashed my...
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    living in mammoth

    nah that's a load of bullshit, you get an employee pass as soon as you start work. That's of course only if you work for mammoth. What gravity?
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    AVRIL LAVIGNE

    schlonginator: nah I don't reckon aye. Sorta similer...but Avril is hotter. Tammin Sursok though, fuck me sideways with a bargepole SHE is hot. What gravity?
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    lake tahoe

    last winter they got jack shit during January. Like maybe 2 or 3 storms which dumped not even 3 inches. It even rained, and made everything hella icey. So yea, last season january was nearly the worst month.. but things change. It is one of the coldest times on average. What gravity?
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