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cool man, which show is yours? they're playing time of the season by the zombies right now haha

hahaha i love top gear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnkkgUUPWdQ

in college u just wrap it up and dont go down on a girl u dont know or u think is uber slutty. my buddy got gonorrhea last year, thats the last time he'll fuck a chick he doesn't know without a rubber hahah

haha that's pretty rad, i think bill murray needs his own flavor

dam that's a sick deal on a sweet player! my buddy has one and i really dig it

im trying to go to grad school in denver only because of the skiing haha

haha it was a joke dude, i go to a catholic college where their theology is fucking hammered into you, it sucks cause im not catholic

i'm going to the bar to get sloppy with all the hot lonely bitches who are only looking for a one night stand, god dam i love this holiday!

ya same, never really got into the whole wife beater thing

all i know is that catholic priests try to emulate God by not marrying and being chaste but their sexual urges usually get the better of them and they start raping little boys. not cool

dude i wouldn't want to know, i never ask a girl about her past sexual activities/bf's etc, and if they offer i just say i don't really care or want to know. one girl i started dating told me she was raped twice, that was fucking awkward.

that will buff right out!

everytime i see caps i think of shouting, and when i think of shouting i think of... LARGE FRY MOTHAFUCKA! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BK BROILER?

do you wear pleated khakis and a cardigan as well?

hahaha i know right, i bet if that person said the dude was white no one would scream about racism, as soon as you say black people go crazy pulling out the race card before even thinking it through

word, i love golf

ya i've used the meguiars scratch-x before on some light scratches and it worked great. if that doesn't work try a fine cut compound.

dam, check out craigslist maybe u can find a hooker on the cheap cheap

reno 911 and oceans 13 are the only ones i can think of right now

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