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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. Nothing you already told her twice why do blodes have to wear underwear when they ski dive? A. so they dont whistle What do blodes and vacumes have in common? A. They both suck, blow, and get laid in the closet www.highsocietyfreeride.com...

Oh that was funny. I know i am an ass for laughing so hard at it but it was funny. and as long as were on the subject heres a few more How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. cut the rope Why cant black men drive convertibles? A. Because thier lips will beat them to death...

red bull vodka/ whiskey ginger ale/ whiskey rocks www.highsocietyfreeride.com your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL. AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"...

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession...

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before...

Bode also progressed skiing by becoming the first skier to have a million dollor contract actualy now he got a 3 million dollor contract that kind of money and recognition goes a long way and opens many doors not just for racers but all of skiing. www.highsocietyfreeride.com your a good...

How/why should someone else be responsible for the ignorance and stupidity of someone else? www.highsocietyfreeride.com your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL. AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

extreamly well put www.highsocietyfreeride.com your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL. AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

it was like 75-85 feet depending after the mountian closed they built a huge quater pipe below it and then two days latter plowed a channel gap into the quarter and used the snow from the gap to build a jump that used the back of the quarter as a landing so all in all you had an 80 foot gap to...

It helps when acompany that knows how to build some of the best skis in the world and are a major leader in ski technology buys out salomon. www.highsocietyfreeride.com your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL. AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu Man created alcohol, God...

^ kinda he is still diving down the hill and forward he just uses more ankle flexion than most people www.highsocietyfreeride.com your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL. AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

you wana soooda..... awh fuck it i tried www.highsocietyfreeride.com your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL. AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

tatoed niples on but ceeks = funny www.highsocietyfreeride.com your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL. AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

All they did was remind people that the feds can still prosicute you for it but state governments that have the law must still abide by it www.highsocietyfreeride.com your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL. AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu Man created alcohol, God...

What time is bed time in never land. A. when the big hand touches the little hand www.highsocietyfreeride.com your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL. AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

Gordons www.highsocietyfreeride.com your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL. AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?

Q. What do blondes and a bowling ball have in common? A. They both get fingered and thrown in the gutter. sorry www.highsocietyfreeride.com your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL. AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?