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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion" 'There are lots of situations where men and women are very similar. Like when they're on fire. Then they're exactly the same" "Love is just a gross overestimation of the differences between women" "Any problem faced...

just how I like my whiskey.

your subaru can drift itself?

I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU ARE ASSOCIATED WITH!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU READ??? YEARS!!!!

mine too.

What's in a deutchebag?

I am constantly making fun of the germans, mainly because they always set themselves up for it, and partially because the exchange students in my school are really cool with it. For example, they ALWAYS team up with the italians in what they call football, (because the italians are all pretty...

danger zone.

I can afterbang: running! physics! welding! and art!

It was warning people not to make babies just so they could justify buying a VW minivan. problem solved.

Clayton Amana. I think I might even throw a Dr. in front of that sometime.

This kid in my planning class walked up to me and asks out of the blue -(tard) "Oh my god you ski?" (me)- yes -(tard) But I thought you go with all the snowboarders on the whistler trips -(me) yes. I do. -(tard) But they go in the park -(me) yes. they do -(tard) but skiers cant go in the park...

Val Kilmer as in top gun or kiss kiss bang bang? Gay Iceman or Gay Perry?

-Concrete is hugely comfortable -You manage to blow chunks on the other side of a folding cupboard door -You are suddenly pro at parkour. like, FRENCH pro. -breaking into the cars outside the BMW dealership is an excellent idea. -All disputes can be solved with a vertical leap competition...

Did you drink any water before surfing? If you didn't, a combination of dehydration and accidentally drinking salt water could give mad headaches and nausea. If you feel like vomiting, go for it. Blow chunks, then drink gatorade, then you'll probably feel better. ooh and get some motrin in you.

You stole that move from top gun (The movie not the flight school)

I got the same shit when I moved here from SA "why are you talking with an australian accent" "if you didn't have cars, how did you get to school?" "I rode on my pet giraffe" "oh. nice"

Ya the guardian and the telegraph are well known for spreading rumors, and especially about right-wing motoring shows. The producer wrote an article on their website saying that even though Hammond and May get payed less, they understand that Clarkson is the star of the show and a huge part of...

I love how she turned the camera on it side to take the photo, and used the flash. cause, you know, flash is totally necessary when your taking pictures of light.

Pull-over sweaters. Those are soo comfy but so expensive.