Check it out! It's the fucking BabyMaker!

doritos

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So this shit is creepy. as. hell. You know all those VW commercials where they're like "Have a baby for love, not for German engineering". Well they confused the shit out of me, and I was bored, so I went to the website they advertised to check it out and... I stumbled on the BabyMaker. So you can make babies without actually makin' babies.

THE BABYMAKER

You upload a picture of a mom and a picture of a dad and it makes a moving, talking baby out of it. Fucking weird. I used these pictures and the results were nothing short of amazing...

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My roommate did Bill Clinton mated with Flava Flav... it gets weird. Fast. But hysterical.
 
Yeah, kinda dude. Why would you have a baby for a Volkswagen? How are the two things even related? Why would getting a VW inspire a baby? It doesn't make any fucking sense. I wasn't sure if it was supposed to not make any fucking sense or if there was like some stupid discount for new parents or what. And I was hella bored. So I checked it out. And I found the BabyMaker. So it was worthwhile.
 
Here's another weirdass thing on the internet... Raptor Safari! You ride around in a jeep, run over raptors, and drag them back to your base with a spiked ball. It's pretty awesome. You have to install this thing called Unity player, my roommate said he hasn't had any negative shit happen from it and in the five minutes I've had it installed, neither have I. Enjoy.

http://www.raptorsafari.com
 
Cool. That was clearly the point of this thread. You go out of your way to be a douchebag to everyone. We get it. No one likes you. Go away.
 
woah crazy, as i was readig this thread i was thinking what commercial is he talking about, then i look at the t.v. and its on.. fucking crazy.
 
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