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fuck google for porn. how can you wank and be focused on typing shit up to find?

that grand am sucks balls

how about a porn section?

blow a load, youll feel better.

i dont think theyre fake just pushed up like madddddddddddd

had it real bad a few weeks ago. i was so drunk too so getting waken up by a leg pain at 5 am while drunk will not put you in a good mood

hahahahahha

my grandma told me that when she was young she had it bad then she met my grandpa and he forced her into taking facials and it cleared up. to this day she still lives by that method. christmas dinners are just about food anymore. everyone pitches in for grandma.

these guys are so fucken good, but anyways heres the acoustic version of rapture. http://youtube.com/watch?v=yrvDKZcwpA0

do you think that ice road truckers have it easy??? ahhahahaahhah

this summer fucken sucks. we had our heat wave back in april and now it hasnt gone over 20 for a few months and its been pissing rain pretty every fucken day and everyone at the mill got layed off so im not working and stuck at home. fuck.

the song is called never gonna give you up

when i was 13 i was on msn cartoon chat and i ended up on a lesbian chat line. so i found a pic of a chick on the net and said it was me so i was sending it to chicks and they were sayin i was hot and all that jazz. i end up talking with this one chick who asks me to send a pic so i do and she...

whats the difference between stores like wal mart and target and shit? they sell the same fucken stuff but for some reason people rag on wal mart cuz theyre the giant. if walmart sells levis jeans people say theyre using children to make them but right next door there could be another store...

you realize that the bitches will only come if there is sausage around.

i went to emerg sunday night for my hand. i couldnt use my right hand at all ( i knew it was tendonitis but wanted to get some meds and proper diagnosis) i get there and the nurse says it wasnt a good time to go at. like wtf is that shit. its the emergency room. theres no proper time to go

thats s dangerous man. you car can blow up. bring it to the shop immediately

its so damn good

fucken sick. nuff said

i heard he banging cameron diaz now. id like to bang her but hes doing it so props