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I'm stoked to be getting my shark tattoo finished in a couple of weeks and then starting my next big, sentimental piece in a month or so. I'm stoked to be living with my way awesome, sweet boyfriend who likes doing all of the same shit I do. Stoked to be starting classes in a couple of weeks...

What? You liar! You just told me you were moving into the Brew Pub.

Muffin Tits, but just call her Muff, for short.

"I wanna know who it was that said it was all good." ps: If you're going to WRITE the lyrics, learn to use the right spelling of the word.

Unless you play for a peewee league or for the high school, there aren't any teams where I grew up. All of the guys I played with played for said teams, but my dad wouldn't let me join any teams because he's somewhat sexist, even though my high school coach wanted to recruit me. Lame shit...

I'm a female, yes. What does that have to do with me playing football for fifteen years? I started as a second-grader playing with the fifth and sixth-grade boys at recess and after school, every single day (rain, sun, snow, you name it). Obviously, I'm significantly smaller (in muscle mass...

I've played American football since I was seven. Wide receiver and cornerback! Yeah son.

Maybe it's just me, but you seem to be posting differently lately.

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Better question: Other than the fact that you threw on a pair of goggles and a beanie to take a very cliche myspace photo, how IS that ski-related?

Wait, so which resort was this at again?

Teehee I no! Im a total ditz sumtymz oops LOL! Typo much? I already corrected and explained my error, but thanks.

Caleb.

Holy shit, what ever happened to Tiffy? I miss her. Yes, what Mercer said.

Wow, I made myself look like an idiot by neglecting to completely change "does he not" to "do they not" when I added "and many other government officials". Bah. You get the point.

Damnit. I was just about to post nearly this exact thing. Of all of the prescriptions I've had over the years (countless, especially for pain killers, trust me), I've never had an issue. Sounds like a shady employee.

Oh, well I'm sorry. Last time I checked, he's in the American news more than probably any other person on the planet. If that's not a celebrity, I don't know what is. Are you saying politicians and people in places of power can't be celebrities? So what about Princess Diana and her sons...

Bush.

It doesn't... it was a joke for those who actually know I'm a female, yourself included. Nevermind, though.

Female: yes Girl: no