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  1. SofaKingdom

    how to destory a ski with it looking like it happend by it self

    I'm taking bets that this kid is french or has french origins. French usually are cheap bastards that like to screw others over. At least in my experience. I'm a scandanavian and I'm just fucking retarded, clearly. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
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    i got a sick idea

    Velcro is just a fucking myth. Next. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
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    church

    I might as well throw in my two fucking cents about religion. I believe. Why? I believe in out of fear. For my entire life, I've been brought up to believe in Jesus and the holy spirit etc... so if I don't believe I'm gonna burn hell. Who wants that? So out of fear of going to hell and burning...
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    girl i just kissed

    shootr is so damn.....literal. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
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    postal service

    It'd be nice if the Postal Service would stick to just mailing me my phone bills, porn subscriptions and other various types of mail rather than trying to branch out into the music industry. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
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    Who is you favorite emo band?

    I'm not an emo fan really but i dig Finch if that counts and Jimmy Eat World. But props to the dude who mentioned Park. Chili Peppers are where it's at... same with a lot of other stuff I'm not gonna post due to severe laziness. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
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    anyone got one of these?

    Looks like something the young bro from A Christmas Story would wear... he'd have to be real fuckin big to wear that. God damn I'm fucking retarded. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
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    Role Models

    If Kid Rock were a skier, he'd be my role model. and for the record, i hate kid rock. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
  9. SofaKingdom

    Front Flips...?

    Cruz - not everyone on this planet is as gifted and blessed as you. A backflip isn't exactly a natural motion for humans and I'm sure when you did your first backflip on a tramp you were slightly scared. But for fronts when I do mine I like to rock back and put my hands behind my head and then...
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    Invention of cork 3- slight downfall of skiing

    I concur with BallinBU. Also, I think some folk on here enjoy talking for talkings sake. Like myself. From this point on, instead of walking with steps, I'm gonna walk doing cork 3's down the street. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
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    Invention of cork 3- slight downfall of skiing

    That's it. I'm quitting skiing. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
  12. SofaKingdom

    whos the best skier?

    In my opinion I'm a fan of Crighton, Candide, Wilson and Henrik. I love dave's seg in RFA. But as far as slopestyle/big air things tanner takes the win. On a side note I hate how addicting keebler elf cookies are. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
  13. SofaKingdom

    made fun of for skiing by boarders of course

    makr0 nailed it. But I hate it when I see little kids on skis hittin smaller jumps for them to get better on and some douchebag boarder chucks an iceball at them. I've seen many kids hurt that way both for skiing and boarding. But seriously, I'll take on two boarders not only do I have polls but...
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    to america

    Yes. There's a lot of shit going down most americans can't see or hear. But tell me, what the fuck is your reliable source of information that you know for a God damned fact that they do not have weapons? We're all blinded from the truth by our arrogant opinions on what we believe is right and...
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    to america

    probably but that wasn't mah point. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
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    to america

    'the people here are so easily swayed by the media, and for the most part are too brainwashed to make their own views' Yes and you are among the few elitiests who only make their own views that isn't influenced by jackshit. Fucking hypocrite. And fuck the dude who started this. I'd much rather...
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    Banned for Life- worst day ever...

    Yeah. Hope they don't pull one of those 'oh we'll suspend it for 2 weeks' then you get a notice in the mail saying 'oh we suspended you for six months' moves on you. That was my ordeal when I got my license suspended back in the day. I still drove regardless. Fuck if I ride a cow around...
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    I'm done pushin' it

    Stick to what you know best and feel absolutley comfortable with. If you get a spurt of adrenaline... do something you've done before but tricker... damn tricky tricks. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
  19. SofaKingdom

    WHO IS THE MOST HATED SKIER OF ALL TIME

    hahaha fred durst equiv. classic. Wade Wong. What a douchebag. 'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
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    Banned for Life- worst day ever...

    That sucks dude! 1) I like how, according to your story, they tried to guilt trip you about sending people on a s&r. 2)Sounds like a quasi case of a power trip. But all in all banned for life is bullshit. I can understand for the season but life for this little mishap? Why would they want to...
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