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Big fireworks shows are gay......but if your the one lighting them they rule....I've got a dozen 16ball roman candles, a big-ass Screech Owl (no, not a screecharoo)and everyone's favorite....the Burning Schoolhouse.......they're just waiting to go off

I have contacts, and I only wear them for skiing. Other than that , they suck.....they don't breathe enough.They get real uncomfortable when you're smokin' reefer.

if Emilo Estavez touched my skis I'd kick his ass

Pretzel shit - when you look in the bowl, your shit is looped around and knotted, looking exactly like a pretzel. straight line rigid shit- your dookie is resting on the inner edge at the front of the bowl and extends in a straight line down and into the hole at the bottom. Dinner plate dump -...

Franz Klammer

'Modern wars are fought by relatively few, well-trained soldiers equipped with the latest technology. Throwing America's schoolboys onto the desert in Iraq isn't gonna help the war much, and it will damage public opinion at home.' Whoever said that is a dumbass...... a large number of people in...

That's really too bad for your friend......you should feel bad. The only way to make this better is to give your guy friend a wicked blow-job.......and swallow.

I've only done 7....

You should be more sensitive, your a cunt for making fun of someone's pregnancy and a bitch for trippin' her....you should feel proud of yourself. Girls should never resort to any type physical confrontation (unless you're naked and it involves jello or mud)......If you want to get violent...

me

Theme song from Charlie Brown (The Peanuts)......the one that Schroder plays

Wake up people.The CIA did it to take the heat off the Pentagon.Berg was wearing a US issued orange prisioner's jumpsuit.

Berg's death gave Bush-Cheney a chance to say how much they deplored the atrocity -- a grand theatrical gesture for the mindless. It was nothing less than brilliant Bush-Cheney-Pentagon PsyOps for the Global Theater.

just get one of those mesh bee hoods,wear gloves,and most important , use a smoker, thats what professional beekeepers use. The smoke mellows the bees out, kinda disorientates them and makes them docile......don't use bug spray

you really know your shit..............TOILET

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ugly as shit

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