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Nothing says "I love you" better...

Yes. You're probably getting laid. 10 times too. She's probably figuring that she's at least got a 1 in 10 chance of getting off. Don't disappoint.

And I would suck trying to get it off after... Think of the goddamn mess...

I think he means Grade 7 piano ;]

Applaud!

I wish I was forced when I was younger. Now I'm contimplating acutally paying for my own lessons. Bitches love musicians. If you can play classical then it's for damn sure you can play a midi controller and lay down some sick beats. Give it up and you'll cry later. Guarantee.

K'Naan DJ Vadium Lightheaded Prefuse 73

...also, K'Naan - The Dusty Foot Philosopher

Anything by Wax Poetic

That's a fair answer... But I personally fail the creativity test on this one. Sorry :(

So the differences between n00b and newb have been set out. Can someone please now inform me of the differences between boob and bewb? I'm pretty sure booth have the potential to get laid...

Is it going to be a good game? You don't want to waste a good name on shit is all I'm saying...

Decent. Faggy. But decent.

I'd bitch about women, but I prefer sex to masterbation. So for that, I keep my mouth shut. After sex it's a whole new ballgame... ; ]

Karma's huh? Ain't irony a bitch...

If you have a hot sister, use her to distract him... Then kick him in the nuts for staring at your sister.

None to guess... So I'll add some nostalgia...

Get olive coloured pants...

Shredder... Hmmm... Other than the fact that I'm absolutely sure I would gash myself that's a wicked idea. I haven't decided if this looks good or gay: http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/tmnt_medium.html