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  • jamessmoak_photo
    That’s it, I’m gonna say it.

    Skiermans roasts aren’t that funny or witty, and it makes him sound like trailer trash.
    .SHAGGY.
    Once upon a time there was a village with a fat ugly whore who would suck and fuck anyone for 5 bronze shillings.

    One day a wooden pair of skis with a splinter disguised themselves as a pair of brand new fibreglass skis, and sold his bindings for 5 bronze shillings. The wooden skis then took the 5 bronze shillings to the village whore.

    Unfortunately the village whore did not know that the pair of skis she just fucked was actually a wooden pair of skis with a splinter. She did not realize that the splinter tore a hole in the condom and that she had just become pregnant with the future skierman. 9 months pass by and the most vile hideous half man-half ski creature/baby slid out of her stinky vagina.

    That is the legend of how the half man-half ski creature skierman was created.
    Jesse_
    Found my first experience and roast by skierman to be entertaining. 7/10 -3 points for lack of creativity. But overall decently ok.
    skierman
    What a fucking idiot. I hope he dies in a fiery plane crash. I hope that plane crashes into his family's house killing all his family members and childhood pets. What a fuck. I hope his balls get chewed off by a tiger. I know where you live, skiierman and I will kill you in your sleep.
    Blindsurfer
    probably didnt get enough love from his parents, and also has a small penis. vibes
    Jacobthesadskier
    Jacobthesadskier
    I can verify him having a small penis, doesn't know how to use it either.
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    bhdonoghue
    complete scrub
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