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but it was just his ear so everything's fine. lol

I'm now changing my vote to Trump because he can no longer cast a ballot for himself and that makes me feel bad :(

"ski like a girl, just don't announce like one" A switch zero spin is a straight air, you dumb fuck. Thanks for the laughs though. "the judges don't want to see this turn into a big air contest" And yet, that's exactly what happened. Apparently Lisa's nollie misty 5 was less impressive than...

I'm so sorry.

They're both useless contributions to society that no one asked for.

What an insane collab between studios. I'm so stoked they made this happen. **This thread was edited on Jul 20th 2023 at 8:07:36am

Bud Light is so desperate for sales, they're offering a $15 rebate if you purchase their shitty beer. Personally I'll be hopping on this deal to stoke out my racist, Christian-nationalist family members. https://www.budlight.com/budlightonusrebate

I was disturbed to read about the largest NZ ski resort closing indefinitely due to unpredictable winters because of global warming. They may not need to worry. A group of 25,000 Russian mercenaries are marching towards Moscow to overthrow Putin. Reports are coming in that Putin is not willing...

an unmounted pair of Salomon Teneighty Grom skis. HOWBOUTDAT!?

Title says it all. eheath said he would no longer eat cheeseburgers if I get into positive karma.

I watched Mats Lilland's superunknown entry and his style stuck me harder than a woman who was asking for it. I feel like his style resonated so much because it looks original and not forced or built upon any bullshit trend like you see with 98.5% of the little assholes skiing around nowadays...

You're a fucking idiot who doesn't know what a corked rotation is. Daniel Bacher did not do a dub cork 5. Hmmm it sure looks like those hips are well above his feet! Or does "cork" now mean you just need to duck your head down like you're giving yourself a blowjob? I'm shocked NS didn't...

Playing video games and pushing a fake fucking attitude doesn't make you qualified for anything but appeasing dumb fucking children. I can guarantee that dumb fuck doesn't know the difference between a bio and a misty. LOL Hey, Oldman did a triple. That's neat.

That's how long it took for skiing to show up in the Bunch's latest pile of garbage. Maybe they should have titled it, "Many Filler Shots Later". Watching the intro felt longer and more agonizing than seeing George Floyd getting his neck stomped on by racist police officers. Are they trying to...

"Over 880 LGBTQIA+ rights groups called for the boycott of Netflix’s newly released Christmas Movie, “Falling for Christmas”, starring Lindsay Lohan over claims of mis-transgender representation. This comes after revelations of Netflix’s decision to hire a male professional skier to perform the...

https://medium.com/@NS_News_Official/dean-cummings-signs-book-deal-1796d7c1d75b I can't believe Simon and Shuster would agree to this.

I just watched Sammy's new edit, I vomited 3 times. Even though I didn't pay for it, I want my fucking money back. Overall Length: 834 seconds Non-skiing Filler: 252 seconds Just over 30% of the entire edit is NOT SKIING. But don't worry, 100% of the audio is ADR, meaning ITS NOT FUCKING...

It seems a little weird but it makes sense. https://medium.com/@NS_News_Official/geico-to-offer-ski-mount-insurance-c831d0a01715 **This thread was edited on Oct 28th 2022 at 8:13:12pm