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Jib Contest goes off at Alpental

  • Author Author schmuck
  • Publish date Publish date Apr 13, 2004
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Malczyk
  • Malczyk

    Malczyk

  • Apr 13, 2004
'on another level' ha, if that next level is looking like a friut booter with long snowblades, count me out, i'll go back to snowboarding. if the were joking or not joking, that's a thin line that shouldnt be dealt with, the solution would be to keep your fucking poles!
 
Skier10322
  • Skier10322

    Skier10322

  • Apr 13, 2004
^^^ He could pick up his poles and still do everything unnatural better than you can natural so what are you saying?
 
Mahre
  • Mahre

    Mahre

  • Apr 13, 2004
i dont care if you think im gay for not using poles...i think youre gay for judging other people because they are doing something different than you
 
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    Ben_Grunow

  • Apr 13, 2004
who gives a shit, obviously there not skiing with out poles to be fucking cool there just fucking having FUNN joking around. Its not like there all about 'progressing the sport so that theres no poles' all u mother fuckers shut the F up cause Andy will butter circles around any of your ass's down the hill anywhere with or WITHout poles..........
 
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    Ben_Grunow

  • Apr 13, 2004
who gives a shit, obviously there not skiing with out poles to be fucking cool there just fucking having FUNN joking around. Its not like there all about 'progressing the sport so that theres no poles' all u mother fuckers shut the F up cause Andy will butter circles around any of your ass's down the hill anywhere with or WITHout poles..........
 
Mahre
  • Mahre

    Mahre

  • Apr 13, 2004
me not know the basics of skiing...believe me, i probably know them much better than you...but do you know the basics of style??? obviously not.
 
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    dooner

  • Apr 13, 2004
whats funny is half you fags dont even realize that some of the BEST skiers in our industry developed their styles without poles (pollard, cummings, etc...) and they are some of the styliest guys out there right now.
 
theconcept1212
  • theconcept1212

    theconcept1212

  • Apr 13, 2004
dank vid
 
PocketRocketRipper
  • PocketRocketRipper

    PocketRocketRipper

  • Apr 13, 2004
If you don't ride with poles, that's your choice. To all those who are thinking of ditching your poles, first consider these benefits of ski poles, which I have found to be very benefitial indeed:

1) they help your turns, timing, and balance, which are all critical elements of steez

2) they are a reliable way to have something to lean against with you at all times (kicks the shit out of that lawn chair I duct taped to my ass last season!), and loafing around in the park is another crucial element of steez.

3) when the man is gettin' you down, and a snowboarding ski patroller is about to lay into you for that lipslide-disaster you threw down on his safety toboggan, you know that you have two sharp metal weapons attatched to your wrists with an ingeneous nylon strap. So, let out that warrior squeal as you rush him, arms extended and pole weilding hands mercilessly flailing towards anything that hinders your progressive progression of the sport.

thank you for your time.
 
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    emb531

  • Apr 13, 2004
With my taffy in my mouth bitch! Nice vid.
 
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    404404

  • Apr 13, 2004
Eeryone who thinks he is gay he is most likly alot better then you, alot. Erik Polard skied for a while with out poles, go call him gay.
 
rico
  • rico

    rico

  • Apr 13, 2004
that was some pretty tech rail skill but whats with the no poles
 
*cowboy*
  • *cowboy*

    *cowboy*

  • Apr 13, 2004
Awesome video!! You guys rocked. The no poles thing took away from the videos awesomeness, but it was still ill.
 
*cowboy*
  • *cowboy*

    *cowboy*

  • Apr 13, 2004
Awesome video!! You guys rocked. The no poles thing took away from the videos awesomeness, but it was still ill.
 
soup
  • soup

    soup

  • Apr 13, 2004
that was a sick vid. those guys all had insane style. it was great. then the guy with no poles showed up. he should know that poles can help with his balance. what a fuck head. hes a pollard wannabe
 
Mahre
  • Mahre

    Mahre

  • Apr 13, 2004
if you need poles to help with your balance...then your sense of balance sucks..thats too bad. everyone should learn to have fun sometime, instead of being so serious
 
Five40Guy
  • Five40Guy

    Five40Guy

  • Apr 13, 2004
^bingo.
 
R.Fahey
  • R.Fahey

    R.Fahey

  • Apr 13, 2004
I think that when all you silly mother fuckers can 270 on and 450 off and stuff like that you can talk shit, but until then shut up. Badass skiing right there.
 
Durtschi
  • Durtschi

    Durtschi

  • Apr 13, 2004
yea andy and zach
 
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    pueblo

  • Apr 13, 2004
where is your pole????
 
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