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The Life of Symms

  • Author Author schmuck
  • Publish date Publish date Nov 15, 2009
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    Shane_McWannabe

  • Nov 15, 2009
funny funny
 
masteezus
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    masteezus

  • Nov 15, 2009
CHYEAHH!! sick article NS
 
chickenwang
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    chickenwang

  • Nov 15, 2009
are these the henrik harlauts of figure skating?
 
nickyp
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    nickyp

  • Nov 15, 2009
FIRST!!!!! lol
 
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    .batman

  • Nov 15, 2009
sick
 
Malcolm
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    Malcolm

  • Nov 15, 2009
yeah
 
MJ_
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    MJ_

  • Nov 15, 2009
yea!
 
Davy.Crockett
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    Davy.Crockett

  • Nov 15, 2009
haha sick
 
[Dawn
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    [Dawn

  • Nov 15, 2009
explain please.
 
Literature
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    Literature

  • Nov 15, 2009
Is everyone really missing the satire of the ski industry here? This is the same sort of critique that many have been making for a long time, just phrased in a different light.

I'd like to see this as placed in the frame of curling. That would be even funnier.

"Yeah man, I'm really working on my brooming on natural obstacles, like frozen waterfalls and glacial ice. It's just way more true to the roots of the sport, you know?"
 
dangerdad
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    dangerdad

  • Nov 15, 2009
those of you who dont get stuff like this should die
 
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    .oz.

  • Nov 15, 2009
i'm gonna become a freestyle urban ice skater. anybody want to look for some siiiick ponds we can jib with me?
 
rossiskier93
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    rossiskier93

  • Nov 15, 2009
this is a legit movie i believe. but that was plain stupid
 
anomericas
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    anomericas

  • Nov 15, 2009
haha pretty ridiculous the way those dudes are talking about figure skating
 
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    fcskier27

  • Nov 15, 2009
figure skating.....really??????
 
timmi
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    timmi

  • Nov 15, 2009
it was fake dude ^...
 
skiseemore
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    skiseemore

  • Nov 15, 2009
wow some people arent so bright excellent article very witty laughed outloud in the supermarket reading that
 
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    LukeB

  • Nov 15, 2009
symms is a pro
 
jozzy
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    jozzy

  • Nov 15, 2009
not a big fan of figure skating but i still wanna see this shit, sounds legit.
 
alpinegirl*
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    alpinegirl*

  • Nov 15, 2009
funny(ish)
 
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