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Code Poetry

  • Author Author nopoles
  • Publish date Publish date Jun 14, 2006
  • Article read time Article read time 1 min read
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http://forums.gentoo.org/viewtopic-t-471055.html?sid=f969a404ed0de5ed7b270e7b414caeb2

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I.like(bigButts) && I.canLie(false);

otherBrothers.canDeny(false);

when (girl.walksIn())

{

if (girl.hasIttyBittyWaist() && roundThing.getLocation()==your.FACE)

{

you.getSprung();

}

}

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    BusyJohnSohn

  • Jun 14, 2006
haha
 
Silence
  • Silence

    Silence

  • Jun 14, 2006
looks like C++ to me..

haha awesome funny shit
 
Dfresh
  • Dfresh

    Dfresh

  • Jun 14, 2006
actually java is not useless... sorry to burst your bubble.
 
danp
  • danp

    danp

  • Jun 14, 2006
evolution.gif
 
freeskibum82
  • freeskibum82

    freeskibum82

  • Jun 14, 2006
I.hate(geeks) && I.canLie(false);

otherdweebs.willAct(likeThey.getIt);

when (a.Mod.postsIn())

{

if (comments.areTooHarsh() && language(negative)n00b.getAge(-10)==OWN3D.)

{

you.getBrownie(points);

}

}
 
Literature
  • Literature

    Literature

  • Jun 14, 2006
^haha
 
M
  • M

    mthoodskibum

  • Jun 14, 2006
It's not C++, that is definitely Java syntax.
 
Jake...
  • Jake...

    Jake...

  • Jun 14, 2006
haha
 
t4thoroski
  • t4thoroski

    t4thoroski

  • Jun 14, 2006
freeskibum82 is jokes.
 
Itsbackfliptime
  • Itsbackfliptime

    Itsbackfliptime

  • Jun 14, 2006
mthoodskibum

java and C++ have nearly identical syntax. It could really be either one.
 
LC.
  • LC.

    LC.

  • Jun 14, 2006
Fuck, I feel bad that I read that through without any problem.
 
S
  • S

    svennniz

  • Jun 14, 2006
yey geek, useless
 
coordy12
  • coordy12

    coordy12

  • Jun 14, 2006
stupid geeks
 
heFF
  • heFF

    heFF

  • Jun 14, 2006
hmmm no comprede
 
freezed
  • freezed

    freezed

  • Jun 14, 2006
freeskibum82, that doesnt work at all.
 
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Article information

Author
nopoles
Article read time
1 min read
Views
3,467
Comments
35
Last update
Jun 14, 2006

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