dude, madsen has sucked my balls before. he's almost too good at it. i heard that he wears pants so tight that he ripped em' getting into his friends car. you should ask him about it.
i had sex with a telemarker and it was terrible. i would never do that shit again. i chowed box and this big bush full of tree bark was all up in my face. i almost puked on the box.
telestar, you're pissing me off. keep up the hard work, and remember that pink is the new black, kinda like telemarking is almost the new cool thing to do. rad.
and also, getting a blowjob from a man doesn't make you gay. the only question is whether or not he's gay, and he's only gay if he gets more than a 3/4 chub while he's goin down on you. duh