Recent content by mark_skis

Q. Why do you ALWAYS put a baby in a blender feet first? A. So you can look into its eyes while you jerk off. Q. What do you use to clean out the blender? A. Nachos LOOLLZ

The world trade center attack really hits me hard for some reason and i live in canada. Im not one to get upset or sad over events like sept.11, but i can still remember exactly where i was when the first building got hit. my prayers go out to the families, friends and everyone who has been...

this one time my really good guy friend told me he was gay and i had no idea... things changed quickly after that and it was wierd to be around him. In my opinion, you're friend is drunk and horny and likes women the same as men.

I agree that laughing some things off is good, but sometimes we all get in a shitty mood sub-conciously, and as a result we let the anger out on the little things. I believe that its normal to feel anger and frustration, but its up to the individual to understand when the appropriate time to let...

one thing to remember on your is that when you over-exaggerate every important factor such as; intersection scanning, blind spot checking,and all that, it shows that you at least understand the proper habits. be CONFIDENT not COCKY

I dont often await the release of new movies. However, I've been soo excited to see snakes on a plane just because its a fucking ridiculous idea for a block-buster movie. My boys and I are planning on bringing some rubber snkes to the theater and toss them into the audience. we gonna grease 'em...

I love pulling a Larry David every now and then. just start going on and on about a situation and make it as weird as possible for everyone else around

dude i worked at taco hell when i was 15 for like a year, and let me tell you, the employees are treated like the grade F meat they serve there. fast food jobs teach you alot but fuck man, you get treated like a dingbat if you work at one...

i got my license and lost it for speeding too much then got it back! and i found that as soon as i got my own car, i became the driver for all of my friends...for everything...such as: food drugs haircuts stake-outs drive-by shootings pirate inspired voyages blender shopping substitue...

wicked cool man. my first and current ride is a cherokee..youll fucking love it in the snow when you can take off from a stop light like its dry pavement...makes all those lame 2wheel drive cars jealous

i work at a mitsubishi dealership and i see 2nd generation eclipses all the time. some look fucking awesome, some are tuned to perfection, but overall they all have problems way too soon. ive seen 3 sunroof problems this week, not to mention its the car that gets towed in to our service dept...

me and my buddies found like 100 pairs of slacks and had a pants party. we made everyone that came wear them all night and let me tell you, it was out of this world..

you need to learn from this little dilema... if you keep fucking up in school, your parents are gonna be upset. i took the wrong road and totally fucked high school up because i couldn't stand it. but seriously dude, highschool is just a game, and if you play along and do what they ask, you'll...

You better take good care of that license because its pretty easy to lose. and once you are used to having one, it fucking sucks not having one. Fuck tha Police!

its good that you realize how you behave on certain levels of alcohol consumption. if you take it at the right rate, you'll get that good buzz going and keep it at that. i know exactly where your'e coming from man. i got to the point where i was slamming 3 drinks in a row and not feeling...