Recent content by joker

line? seriously? i mean, i know you love making jokes about me chip, but that's below the belt. i was expecting something closer to "rides for krispy kreme while peddling dirty smut to 12-year-olds" but hey, i guess that's just kept to our private conversations. now all these poor kids on...

And for my first post on newschoolers in probably 2 years: No matter how dope my clothes are they will still never live up to the greatness that is my style. I'm sure you'd all agree if you even remembered who the hell I am. Yay Newschoolers!  hahahaha

seeing as though the people that design volkl skis live in germany, they probably don't even know what ninthward is. and if they do, it's not like they thought "oh sweet, lets take another ski company's graphics and try to make them on our new skis." you kids are all fucking mentally handicapped

can i send in a blank video and pretend?

i got blazed and started skiing around 4pm on saturday, stayed till 8, then went back to boulder. nothing like skiing the last 4 hours of a 36 hours skiing marathon. can't beat the fact that all the people who thought they were cool were too tired to make it to the end, so the place was empty...

you all need to claim your penises, you can't just leave them in layaway and act like you have one.

i love people referring to alpine valley and boston mills/brandywine in ohio. it's nice to know that people think your home ski areas are possibly the worst in existence (not that i don't agree...)

lebron james. always wanted to show him that he isn't the only athelete to come out of a lame private highschool in akron, ohio

the point is that 3 legit rails would blow 100+ worthless rails out of the water. figure it out

you are a tard. simon broke neither his back nor any limbs. don't make shit up and claim it as fact

the best is blowing a line of pow while riding in the park. hahahaha

people are still stoked on sliding rails shorter than my dick? i must be missing something

jan 8, 2004 - torn left acl feb 26, 2004 - cadaver allographt surgery physical therapy, rehab, strengthening... oct 15, 2004 - first day back on snow dec 11, 2004 - re-torn left acl jan 5, 2005 - patella tendon autographt surgery physical therapy, rehab, strengthening... nov 4, 2005 -...

the TRUE story of craig coker and line is that last night craig blew a line of coke off my dick. it was a fantastic time.

they cut their team. they blew too much money on making bindings that nobody wanted to buy, plus pollard needed too much money to stay, hence the rest of the line team disappeared. *poof*