Recent content by ColdBlooded

Yeah, and just my luck, there a noreaster here and the fucking temp is just above freezing. Stupid world. seth: 'so this is your first time skiing' me: 'yeah' seth' just follow me then' *As he races down a double black diamond.

Get a new fucking car. seth: 'so this is your first time skiing' me: 'yeah' seth' just follow me then' *As he races down a double black diamond.

well dude ive ben single for about a month now after two and a half years, and i love it. but then again, you do feel like something is missing and you feel all depressed and shit because you miss the perfect 'her'. But hey, there are plenty of fish in the sea, it's just the ones which are sea...

yeah...they put a jacket around you yet? seth: 'so this is your first time skiing' me: 'yeah' seth' just follow me then' *As he races down a double black diamond.

Yeah but the problem is there aren't any strip clubs within like fifty billion lightyears from where I live. Which is in Bumblefuck, Pennsylvania. seth: 'so this is your first time skiing' me: 'yeah' seth' just follow me then' *As he races down a double black diamond.

I think that the dumbest thing that I've ever done was make a video of me and my girlfriend having sex and letting it lay around the house. Heat sucks.

avril's songs get so fuckin tiring. All i hear is her annoying little voice on the radio every morning when i wake up. she is satan. Heat sucks.

yeah Heat sucks.

i shave my fuzzies Heat sucks.

Well now that we've all shared our highly optimistic outviews on life....... Heat sucks.

they looked like e frames, but it was really an alien life form from space desguised as e frames to fool you into putting them on so that it can slide into your ear and take over your brain. Heat sucks.

Well, now that I've had my entertainment for the evening...i'll go watch the REAL news... Heat sucks.

It would be much easier to give her a date rape pill. Heat sucks.

I think women should have three boobs; Two for the hands and one to suck on....WHY GOD WHY??! Heat sucks.

I wonder what would happen if everyone in the world farted at the same time? I think the atmosphere would fill with sulfuric gas and everyone would die. Then someone would try to light a cigarette and then the whole planet would ignite into a huge...