I called my grandma, saying that I was the CIA and the canes ladies (they help her in her apartment) that they were selling crack to the elderly and she would have to be questioned, it was the funniest ever!!
dude! holy crap, why are you so grossed out? Umm you don't have a baby comin out of you, we do, so shutup cause it comes out of us! we carry the baby around for nine months and you're complaining? dude shut the fuck up cause that's never gonna happen to you.