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    Top 3 rappers that ever lived

    Id say. Havoc and prodigy of Mobb Deep, Tupac, Jay Z Kanye's dope too. and killa cam
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    Last nite

    Hmm. i dunno man, will hte sock still be the same cause you didnt know where it was? did the sock loose its innocence? id say so man.
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    Pro hoes

    Banging dees bitches while im still in my boots, hoes see me, like a tree grow roots. Im ill sick nani' I aint been to a shoot, but since i got my Armadas i been in tha poot. T Tang BangBangBang while she sang, then she made her way to my wang, I pull a cork 1080 like it aint no thang, then...
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    WEIRDEST THING ON EBAY

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    Friend Bet me...Sex...

    If you were a girl I wouldnt car ecause i wouldnt talk to you anyways. Youd be fat, ugly and having a 3some every night with Ben and Jerry Youre gay as shit. sorry, face it dude. IF you would never be i na raging hard throw explosive penis situatuon then you aare ugly and a girl wouldnt wanna...
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    Extreme skier

    that, and 5 guys other then you have more then 500 thats like half the replies and post count doesnt matter, post whores are noobzz too. its like judging a mans penis size by the way he orders steak. stupid, and accurate. 'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a...
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    Need twin tips for my sister

    something smallass? a kids ski obviously. K2 makes a kids fujative, its fat and has lots of sidecut 'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x 'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator...
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    Best jack johnson?

    get them all. easy as that? 'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x 'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
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    Taos Ski Valley - The sickest late season?

    This week im in Taos New Mexico, which is open till next week, its so nice, the snow banks are like 10 feet tall, and it snowed so much yesterday, they still have a undisturbed snow depth of like 110 inches at midway, check this joint out if your looking for a roadtrip, and holler if tyoure in...
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    Quiz:How much do you know about phobias?

    1. small spaces 2, large open spaces or large groups. 3. arachnaphobia 4. a 5. xenophobia? 6. heights 7. dieing 8. SEX!!!111!!one! 9. thalasphobia or something 10. fresh poonany! 'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him...
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    I hope my mom dies

    wow. Grow. Up. I mena firstly, I aint no moms bitch, if i wanna ski, ill ski! and thats final. secondly, saying you hope your mom dies is the most stuck up and horrible thing you can say. thirdly, we dont care, stop complaining, maybe you should be telling this to a counciller that cares, youll...
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    Nike Owns Quick Silver

    nike pwns j00? 'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x 'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
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    Siver Gear being poached

    I really think its super cool that he is saying this, its really 'racey' of him, and the name droppping, thats a sure sign for cool! so now people will memorize the name, see the guy and think FAGALLO! GIMME MA SKEE CLOZE! 'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a...
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    Hi hitler

    The fact of the matter is 'the devil' is entirely fictional, and hitler was entirely real! how many people has the devil killed? i mean really? hes only the king of evil if you beleive that shit, hitler on the other hand, doesnt sit high im many peoples books. liek the guy siad before, grow some...
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    facila hair or none

    I like a girl with a little hitler. 'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x 'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
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