how is a dead baby using the search bar worse then a dead baby...i think it is physically improsible for a dead baby to use a search bar...i agree this thread sucks but your joke licks my ballsack
ya no one had a jig for mine either but the shop got one fedexed to them in a day so it was all good.
and yeah that plate would work with the deadbolt because deadbolt = amplid = vist = best binding ever.
scotty arnold would be pretty good for you. its a fairly stiff board but with someone of your size it wouldnt be a problem and its wide to support your big feet