I had on sweats, she looked unimpressed. -SPACE- I said 'Do you have the time to sit back and and chit chat?' She said, 'NO! You look like a HOBO. With that camoflage shit lookin like G. I. JOE.' I said, 'I'm not that broke, and I can buy you a coke.' She said, 'This must be a joke.' so theres the story