hmm, very very interesting question, and i will give you my answer, im the furthest thing from gay, but the reason i would fuck you is because your my bitch. I own you macully culkin in home alone with the burglars. and i own macully culkin like micheal jackson owns little boys at neverland ranch, and i own him like a gold sequined rhinestone encrusted coat sits on patrich swazies back. does that answer your question, so get off my back like a barnacle that sits ever so pain fully on a sperm whales massive dong just sucking away like a parasite, systematically gaining nutrients as it hitches a free ride across the sea.
