The Most Commonly Uttered Phrases In Skiing V1 & V2

Celery · Dec 1, 2020

"oh yeah I'm pretty good at skiing, I can do double blacks"

OutofBoundsPod · Dec 1, 2020

Celery said:
"oh yeah I'm pretty good at skiing, I can do double blacks"

OH yes.

Enzob007 · Dec 1, 2020

3 inches is a damn pow day here in Ohio ?

ericforman · Dec 1, 2020

The most common phrases are sadly all various forms of complaints. Mainly “traffic on i70 was so bad I left denver at 730am,” “it’s kind of icy,” “the lodge is too crowded I can’t find anywhere to sit,” etc.

Unless you are just lapping the park or that slow fixed grip. That’s where the stoke is. Or anywhere at a basin.

bennwithtwons · Dec 1, 2020

‘Are your skis center mounted?’

bennwithtwons · Dec 1, 2020

‘Why are your poles so short?’

bennwithtwons · Dec 1, 2020

‘What size is that jacket?’

bennwithtwons · Dec 1, 2020

*pointing to the rails*

‘My kids are just hitting the jumps on the side’

bennwithtwons · Dec 1, 2020

The 55-year old man with carving skis who just mached through the park:
‘I like to make turns through the terrain park because the snow is groomed the best’

bennwithtwons · Dec 1, 2020

‘Why is your goggle strap under your helmet?’

bennwithtwons · Dec 1, 2020

‘Can you do doubles?’

‘Can you do triples?’

‘Can you...’

JAHBRADOR · Dec 1, 2020

‘Low pressure podcast is the worst thing about skiing’

BigPurpleSkiSuit · Dec 2, 2020

Celery said:
"oh yeah I'm pretty good at skiing, I can do double blacks"

Hey I ski double blacks!!!

donny. · Dec 2, 2020

is that 2xL or 3xL?

S.Ki · Dec 2, 2020

ski companies trying to sell/market basically every ski with 85-110 underfoot: "You can take those ski everywhere, they are basically a one ski quiver"

tutipups · Dec 2, 2020

bennwithtwons said:
‘Why is your goggle strap under your helmet?’

dont remind me

RG. · Dec 2, 2020

Disney robbed the real frozen of its name

Roumarin · Dec 2, 2020

"Do you know Bdog?"

nelsenderson · Dec 2, 2020

ericforman said:
The most common phrases are sadly all various forms of complaints. Mainly “traffic on i70 was so bad I left denver at 730am,” “it’s kind of icy,” “the lodge is too crowded I can’t find anywhere to sit,” etc.

Unless you are just lapping the park or that slow fixed grip. That’s where the stoke is. Or anywhere at a basin.

"It's kind of icy."

Love hearing that. Bruh I literally dulled my edges because the snow is so soft.

NateDude · Dec 2, 2020

Aww yeah Im a HUGE skier! I went like TWICE last year!

The Most Commonly Uttered Phrases In Skiing V1 & V2

The Most Commonly Uttered Phrases In Skiing V1 & V2

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