your own themesong

^i was just about to post 'are you joking.' but then i saw the sarcasm meter....good call man

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
Pink Floyd - Pigs (three different ones)

'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
 
five0 its glen

mine would be, as of now:

'things ive seen' by spooks

'Return of the tres' by Deliquent Habits

'revolution' by Authority Zero

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
^ i know...but my names kevan so kev kev kev kev

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
Definetly baby got back sir mixalot hell fuckin yeah biatches

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace
 
Either:

Frontier Psychiatrist - Avalanches

or

Makeshift Patriot - Sage, Francis

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
i am whatever i say i am by eminem

actually, once my friend followed me around school with his guitar singing a themesong he wrote for me, that was pretty funny

'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'
 
britney spears- toxic

.brooke.

B girl ain't lost the beat

Jumped over drama and I landed on my feet

Gotta keep goin'

No stoppin' me

And if you don't like it, then

La la la la la la la
 
Too Short - 'I'm a Player'

Dr. Dre - 'Let's Get High'

Eminem - 'Drug Ballad'

Biggie Smalls - 'suicidal thoughts'

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
a good old swedish yoddler in my backpack would be nice

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber

The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me

 
mine would be that one from the starbucks commercial. the capacuino (sp?) blast one where its like ROY, ROY ROY ROY... except it would be NICK, NICK NICK NICK...

 
probably oops i did it again by briteny cos i always seem to fuck up somehow or were not living in america by the sounds (dont know why but it just seems to fit)

*nobody makes me bleed my own blood....nobody>*
 
that song is the worst song ever....but soo good...damnit

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
Yeah- Usher that is my them song, people that know of me here that sogn they think of me. all thanks to a party i was at once competely fucked up and i started to yell yeah, what, and okay. snice then the 100+ people at that party think of me when they hear that song.

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
^Haha I've done that before. While sober I can't stand it when people do that, it got old in like february. But sometimes its just fun to do.

smokin weed flippin keys makin crazy gs
 
Add 'Where Is My Mind?' by the Pixies as well... That's another one that holds to my life.

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
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