Your Most Impressive Procrastination Feat?

bringing this back cause i have two 3 pagers due tommorow, 50 pages of reading, and some math. havent started. carry on procrastinators
 
huuuge honors history test. didnt study at all, got 90%, one of the highest. last year honors bio, evil teacher with super hard tests (supposedly). we got a notecard to write any notes on. i didnt write anything on it at all, didnt study one bit. 94, highest grade in any of her classes. i test well...
 
First of all, I miss about 70 to 80 days of school a year because of skiing, so that makes school kind of a bitch.

I think my biggest procrastination feat was my 11th grade english class. I was taking it independently, so it's easier than regular class. I started it the summer after sophmore year and I finished about 3/4 into my senior year while I was taking english 12.

At the moment I have a 10 page history paper due friday and haven't really done shit yet. I didn't know that senioritus was this bad.
 
in my geography class we have to read an article and answer 20 questions about it. there is a topic for every week. most of the topics are similar, so i just change a few words from the old ones and turn it in, and most of the time i get A's
 
my friend had a science project due and ddnt start it

luckily he had science last period

he cut every period before and went to the library and did his proj.

he got in trouble for missing the periods but got an A on the project
 
Just the other day I wrote a reflective paper on my senior project that was due the next day. 8 pages in just under 3 hours and the nutty part is that this paper pretty much will determine if I graduate or not.
 
i've asked to go to the computer lab to print my paper off of a floppy, went to the lab and wrote a 3 page paper ina bout 10 minutes, got a b+

wrote a 10 page paper a night before its due date, A

never studied for a test other then 2 minutes in advanced and never gotten below a 30 percent

or a 80 percent
 
i have an english liteature essay on hamlet that has to be 1000 words minimum due tommorow at nine and i haven't started it. in fact, i haven't even fucking read hamlet yet. yep
 
I wrote a 4 page book report in lunch the day it was due. I found a shitty book on the floor, read the back, and found 4 or 5 random quotes. I read the first page and about 5 random paragraphs from opening up the book at random. I got an A. If the teacher had actually read or heard of the book i would've failed miserably. It's easy if you're teacher is a sucker for obscure metaphors. It also helps to make up good quotes.
 
hahaha yeah props, that's the only way to do your Extended Essay, luckily for me I've had this easter break to conjure up 4000 words of pure distilled plagiarism (...AKA a draft haha)which is due this friday...

looking back on last year, I reckon it would've been a good move to start it, but honestly who ever does...
 
essay 10 days over due and a 6 page single spaced cultural geography assignment due tomorrow at 4:00 worth 65% of my grade.
 
8 page paper due tomorrow, havent started yet, and its 206 AM..

Damnit, i hate procrastinating.
 
i got you beat, im in my first semester of my junior year right now and im supposed t be starting my senior year in two months! im so fucked. its costing a shitload of money too
 
you do IB?

i did my extended essay (4000 words, you get 9 months to write it) in about 36 hours, 100% pulled out of my arse
 
exact same. id always write my philosophy papers in the hour or two before class and pulled decent grades
 
final prject grapes of wrath due tomoro worth 40% of grade. min. 10 pages. havent started, or read the book. i'll keep u guys updated
 
My 8 page reserach paper is due at 5pm today, and its 1224 pm... So far I'm only 1/4 of the way done. WOW I SUCK.
 
yeah but if you pull a C on EE (haha that's all I want) and pull an A for TOK, that's two bonus marks out of three anyways
 
yeah i had to write a 5 page research paper, started it the night before... i missed 18 days of school and was late 11 so far and im still passing everything
 
yeah i majotly lucked out fo tok.

im ok at spinning shit so i did ok on the essay too

i just felt so dirty afterwards.
 
this one time i had to write a 6 page paper. i pretty much put it off till the last night and was so bored doing it i was on NS till like 1:30 am. so i had to write it in about 6 hours, and try and get some sleep. i got an A
 
sophomore year in high school we have a big preject called the I-Search, pretty much takes up a quarter for english class with a bunch of research and checkpoints along the way, three parts to it- the what i want to research part which you write before doing the isearch (100 word minimum, no problem, did that on schedule) part two was about what you learned (275 word minimum, no problem, not so on schedule, midnight the night before after drinking with my brother), and part three was the whole research project and all the facts and shit (1500 word minimum, i had worked on it a little but pretty much had to rewrite everything i had done, night before until about 3am) also had to have 15 sources and 75 notecards handed in with the project... i got an A on this project and never revised part two which was really bad because i was still on a buzz, and i found an entire sentence the day i got it back that was completely scrambled. i dont know how my teacher graded that but it mightve helped that i had rambled on to make it like 2,200+ words long.

probably my greatest acheivement in high school to date.
 
Had two 8 page term papers due in two different classes, wrote paper the day before and turned the same paper into both classes and got an A on it in both of them.
 
i put all my photography projects off to the last week possible, i had to shoot all my rolls of film, developed them at home, ruined a roll but salvaged a great pic from the negs, and the spent the day in the darkroom enlarging before my night class. it was intense, the teacher had the class give me a round of applause because he was so surprised i pulled it off, and i made out with a B. i wouldnt do it again though i regret it because i love photography, i just had no time for the darkroom.
 
i had an architecture paper on some shit. It was around 15 pages with pictures and footnotes and shit. It was due at 12:30, I almost started the night before, but I was too lazy, and started at 8am, got 100% on it (it did turn out quite well).

in another class, I never really went to class (professor said if you do well, you don't need to show up if you don't want to), and never studied or wrote my papers till the morning they were due. Never went to class the day we got grades back, so I had no clue what I had in the small class until the end of the quarter. Got a 3.9. I'll take that.
 
15 page paper due, didnt even start, got into class, went on the internet, printed out a hella long article, deleted the names and stuff, penciled in my name, 95%
 
I have a project that I've had about 3 weeks to finish, and its due the day after tomorrow...

...I have freestyle tomorrow night...( this is gonna be one rushed ass project haha )

and for about every exam I've said i would study and never have, also have never failed a course!
 
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