Your funniest Omegle conveastions.

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yourthemannowdog

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If you are unfamiliar with omegle, it is a website where you are anonymous and have conversations with complete strangers.

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Here are a few

Stranger: Ey

You: I put on my hat and wizard robe.

Stranger: XD cool blood ninja

You: lol

You: can i ask you a serious question though?

Stranger: yeah sure

You: when are you gonna let me tap dat?

Stranger: ...tap dancing?

You: no when are you gonna let me tap dat?

Stranger: ....

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this ones long but funny i guess

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Stranger: Hi

Stranger: are you normal?

You: PUT YOUR HAND ON THE STEERING WHEEL!

Stranger: if you aren't just disconnect right now

Stranger: YES SIR!

You: STEP OUT OF THE CAR SCUM BAG!

Stranger: PLEASE NO OFFICER

Stranger: IT WASN'T ME

You: PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM

Stranger: THEY'RE ON THE STEERING WHEEL GOD DAMN IT

Stranger: !

You: I CAN SMELL THE MARIHUNA FROM HERE!

Stranger: MY FRIEND WAS SMOKING WEED EARLIER

You: BULLSHIT, GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW PUNK!

Stranger: I CANT

Stranger: YOU SAID TO KEEP MY HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL

Stranger: PLEASE OFFICER

Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO BE TASERED

You: TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE STEERING WHEEL AND GET OUT OF THE CAR!

Stranger: OK I'M DOING IT

You: *radio call* 54 to station i need some back up right on exit 32 on taconic going north

Stranger: I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!

Stranger: THIS IS RACIAL PROFILING

You: OK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!

Stranger: THEY'RE IN THE AIR

Stranger: I DONT WANT TO DIE

You: DON'T MOVE, I AM GOING TO CHECK YOUR CAR ON SUSCPESION OF POSSESION OF MARIHUNA!

You: *I search the car and make a mess*

Stranger: who is going to clean up the car now?

You: Whats this? * I lift up a bag labeled one Kilo of a white substance*

You: IS THIS COCAINE?

Stranger: NO, I SWEAR!

Stranger: THAT'S JUST MY FOOT ODOUR MEDICINE

You: Ok everything seems in line you can go home

You: but you are going to jail first

Stranger: I'M TOO PRETTY FOR JAI;L

You: THATS IT *I pull out my tazer*

Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

Stranger: THIS ISN'T IN THE GOD DAMN SCRIPT

Stranger: JERRRY!!!! I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS SHIT

Stranger: FUCK THIS I'M OUT

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You: "hey babe

Stranger: ew.

Stranger: how do you know i'm not a man?

Stranger: unless you're a girl.

You: im a girl silly

Stranger: then how do you know i'm not a woman

You: i can get into that

You: *winks*

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you crazy.

You: i unzip your unisex trousers

Stranger: no, i'm not having fucking cyber sex.

Stranger: get a life, yo.

You: your underwear leaves me baffled, boxers with a thong print

You: wat sex could this person possibly be
 
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You: SUP

Stranger: nm

You: PROPER ENGLISH PLEASE

Stranger: nothing much

You: HAHA NICEE

Stranger: caps lock is annoying

You: IM TANNER HALL BITC H

Stranger: wtf

You: THATS RIGHT

You: BOW DOWN

Stranger: hell no

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kinda funny.. it worked out somehow good
 
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You: whats up

Stranger: not alot ;) you?

You: yo pappa always hattin yo

Stranger: huh? lol

You: we go down to the court to play some bbal and that bad crew is allways rollin

You: we always starting shit

Stranger: this is freaky

Stranger: lol

You: papa told me i'm going to live with my auntie in beverly hills

Stranger: im off now, bub bye

You: she a bitch, she a hata ya know

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This is just the first one I had, I don't know if it's funny.

You: beef

Stranger: meat

Stranger: grind

You: wait, my bank is calling I've got to answer this

Stranger: grindcore

Stranger: okay

You: Great conversation, we should keep it up

You: fuck they want to know if I can get a co signer for my auto loan

You: Could you co sign for me?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i just signed

Stranger: for

Stranger: jenna jameson

Stranger: if she cant pays off

You: shit, I really need this car..... ummmm what about your dad or jenna or something

Stranger: maybe

You: could you ask him for me

Stranger: i may tell jenna

Stranger: to fuck them

Stranger: so they give u the car

You: That might work, I'll have to call them back though

Stranger: jenna does nice blowjob

Stranger: and anal

Stranger: and she has big boobs

Stranger: tell them

You: do you really know her? because if I could convince someone down there agree it would be great if she could help

Stranger: if they dont accept

You: Or really like your dad or your mom, they wouldn't have a problem co signing right?

Stranger: mom is not at home

Stranger: and dad signed that

Stranger: if jenna doesnt pay

You: Well call her..

Stranger: we both fuck her

You: your mom or jenna that is, I need this car.

Stranger: okay

Stranger: give me a second

You: no damnit, I don't want to fuck her I want her to fuck someone at the bank so I can get this loan

Stranger: yep

Stranger: i said that too

Stranger: she will fuck the bankers

Stranger: i will call her to my home

You: cool, okay so where is she right now? My bank is based in colorado

Stranger: and talk the details

Stranger: wait

Stranger: door just ringed

You: she'll probably need to come here

You: no not your house

Stranger: no

You: my bank you fool my bank

Stranger: i will convince her

Stranger: first

Stranger: do u know

You: okay

Stranger: she likes to get fuck

Stranger: by me

You: dude you're gross we only need her to fuck the bankers

You: she's a pornstar you know how nasty that is

You: yukkkk, I'm going to ask someone else you're no help

 
hahaha WTF?

You: hi

Stranger: what it do

You: i dont know

You: it rubs the lotion on its skin

You: or else it gets the hose again

Stranger: oh good you’re not an asian

Stranger: youve made my day

You: excellent

Stranger: congratulations

Stranger: you should be honored

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Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: heyyStranger: hyYou: can i ask you a questionStranger: sureYou: when you gonna let me tap dat ass?Stranger: whenever you wantYou: fuck yeaYou: I winYou: how about now?Stranger: sureYou: I put on my wizard robe and hatStranger: ha haStranger: the old blood noinja strategyStranger: classicYou: yea it isYou: i think your a dudeStranger: why just because ive heard of blood ninja?You: no cause i think you areYou: r u?Stranger: nopeYou: NO WAY

Stranger: girl hahaYou: sweetYou: pics?Stranger: sureYou: send emStranger: send me one of you firstYou: okYou: hold onYou: idk how toYou: cant copy pasteYou: you got myspace?Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
This was nice.

Stranger: hi how are you

You: good good

You: and yourself

Stranger: im fine

You: yes you are

You: so what's your myspace

Stranger: www.myspace.com/twoshirts

You: coolness one sec

You: mines myspace.com/avontastic

You: so how's the metal

Stranger: haha its good

You: are you trolling on here trying to mess with people?

Stranger: haha sometimes

You: cause thats what I'm up to, but I decided to be nice.

Stranger: when i meet some jackass i like to mess alittle

You: yeah, sometimes I just go straight in being really weird

You: like trying to get people co sign loans for me and all that

Stranger: hahaha

You: or cyber sex, but that's just kind of lame

Stranger: haha...yeah...

You: so how's the socialism going over there?

You: live a good life?

You: ski much?

Stranger: yesterday o tricked one gguy from uk that i was a hot swedish chick

Stranger: and when i told him

Stranger: he didnt belive me

Stranger: i was like wft dude...

Stranger: im a dude..

You: hahaha

damn, I tried to get this kid to call me, but he was to busy pretending

to have sex with a porn star to pay attention, it was really weird.

Stranger: brilliant

You: well have a good time on here, I'll add your mspace and have a swedish friend, but I got to Go

Stranger: nice talking to you bye

 
Stranger: Hey

You: howdy

You: im looking for true love, are you the one/

Stranger: well

Stranger: I'm looking as well

Stranger: Why not?

You: cool, m/f

Stranger: m

You: sweet, f

Stranger: sweet

You: where ya from?

Stranger: Portugal

You: me too!!!

Stranger: ??

You: where at in portugal?

Stranger: Foda-se?

You: man that place is filled with queers and blacks

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You: hiStranger: yhaStranger: bi turk yk muuuuuuuuuuuuuuYou: i cant understand uStranger: ı'm manYou: im hairy womanYou: with big vagineStranger: ı'm fukc thatYou: haha you wishStranger: yeahYou: i am play hard to getStranger: I'm fromStranger: turkeyStranger: turksStranger: areYou: im from yugoslaviaStranger: haveStranger: strong cookYou: i have vagine size or watermelonYou: your cook do nothingStranger: :DYou: i have to be big like black manStranger: do youStranger: give your msnStranger: andYou: what is dis MSN?Stranger: you look my cookStranger: yesYou: HAHAHA your cook size of grain riceStranger: hahahaStranger: wery funYou: that will never plz meStranger: if you skared fromStranger: itStranger: you knowYou: wait, i must confessYou: i have the AIDSYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: CHUG LIFE

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: i hope this is not one of those chick/dudes who want cyber. D:

You: naw

Stranger: oh good!

You: just a lonely soul lost on the internet

Stranger: awe

You: ya, it sucks being a 47 year old cripple stuck living in your step-brothers basement for 20 years

Stranger: rofl.

You: not funny, ive gone through intense internet therapy just to be able to live a semi-normal life

Stranger: O.o

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1st one alright I can see this as wasting a lot of my time.You: supStranger: hiYou: so can i ask u a serious questionStranger: yesYou: if the hulk and godzilla got in a fight who would win?Stranger: godzilaYou: and can i tap dat???Stranger: noYou: why???Stranger: female?Stranger: i dont knowYou: i need an answerStranger: can you speak your ask in portuguese?Stranger: i dont understandYou: i will spell it out c-a-n I T-a-p d-a-t???Stranger: in portuguese please?You: posso eu bato o datStranger: podeStranger: yes you canYou: mission accomplished so what you wearing?Your conversational partner has disconnected.EndFragment
 
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Stranger: hii

You: I AM A 45 YEAR OLD MAN

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Stranger: mad Libs?

Stranger: if you want I have a homemade one

You: DO I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN?!?!?!

Stranger: fresh from the thinker

Stranger: mmmhm

Stranger: She

was ______ on the bed and I was ready to _____ her. My ____ was

sticking straight out and I was so _____. Everytime I pushed my ____

into her _____ she moaned.

You: OK

You: ILL DO IT

Stranger: Ok

You: she

was peeing on the bed and i was ready to shit on her. my shit was

sticking straight out and i was so hot. everytime i pushed my shit into

her mouth she moaned

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I thought it was funny

 
that will probably get me banned, hopefully no, but i ran into the same guy
Stranger: i am from turkeyYou: not you againYou: did you talk to woman with big vagineYou: wo commented on you dick being smallStranger: yes i didYou: like grain of riceYou: hahahhhahaahahhhahaha i read that on a forum somewhereYou: and it was meStranger: fuck manStranger: are you stupidYou: hehehehehehehe take that bitchStranger: siktir lan aqdum çocuğuYou: ps how do they pair us up again?
 
hahaha i ran into the same guy as well

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You: I HAVE AIDS

Stranger: 22 m

You: 67 M

Stranger: i am a doktor

You: ILL OPERATE ON YOUR PENIS

Stranger: fuck of man

Stranger: you go psikiyatr

You: ARE YOU FROM TURKEY?

Stranger: yes

You: HAHAHAHA

You: YOU HAVE A PENIS THE SIZE OF RICE

Stranger: come and see

You: I WILL BITCH THAT COULDNT PLEASE ME

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Stranger: 21 male and horny

You: 16 male and weirded the fuck out. bye

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ok im asking everyone i talk to if they are fron NS. eventually i will run into one of you
 
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Stranger: hi

Stranger: m / f ?

You: BOTH

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Stranger: hello

You: sup

Stranger: lots of exciting things.

Stranger: you?

You: not much can i ask you a question?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: shoot

You: when u gonna let me tap dat

Stranger: tap what?

You: tap dat ass

Stranger: ok; id love to remain and take part in a witty banter-sesh, but i have other things to do

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You: wanna know something odd ?

Stranger: yes

You: my dick is a knife

Stranger: OMG

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You: wanna know something odd ?

Stranger: always

You: my dick is a knife

Stranger: whoa...useful!!

You: yeah, it comes in handy when i want to stab a hooker

Stranger: yeah..or like, open a can or whatever

You: definitely

Stranger: bet your a great guy to have on a camping trip

You: for sure, i'll skin a deer in no time

Stranger: lol, ive always wanted a skinned deer

You: aren't they cute

Stranger: omg yes! all that muscle and sinew? adorable

You: just want to roll in bed with it, while wearing the freshly peeled off skin

Stranger: thats a really pretty picture your painting

You: man... in fact i got a semi just thinking about it

Stranger: wow, you really go for that bestiality shit then

You: nah, it's more the death part that gets me going on... it's just that i can get away with it more easily if its with an animal

Stranger: aah, i see

You: feel like dying fore my erotic pleasure ?

Stranger: sure, why not. not much esle going on

You: i like your attitude

Stranger: i like it too

 
Stranger: 25 m here

You:23 f

You:wanna cyber?

Stranger:sure

You:wow your a fuckin loser

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This one's long, but it was hilarous to find someone as crazy as me...

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Stranger: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: zagagaza

Stranger: IM TRIPPINGBALLS FUCK MAN

You: You cutted your balls?

You: Are you crazy?

Stranger: PROBABLT MAN IM SO FUCKEDUP

You: Man did you see the guy outside the house?

You: I think he was holding a donkey in his bare hands

Stranger: FUCKINGWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Stranger: THATS CRAZY

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: MAN

Stranger: WHAT

You: I know, i was like whaaaaaaaaaaat? Then I saw another guy!!!!! he was fucking flying!

Stranger: WHATYMAN

Stranger: AREYOU FUCKING KIDDINGGGGG

You: He attached balloon to his hands, and he was like "seeya kids, im going to the moon"

You: I tell you, that was creepy

Stranger: I WANNA GOTO MOON

Stranger: MAN

Stranger: I COULD BE

You: Would be so chill

Stranger: LIKE THAT GUY MAN

Stranger: THAT MAN

You: armstrong

Stranger: YEAH

Stranger: FUCK#

You: that mutherphuker

Stranger: MAN;

Stranger: HIM

Stranger: FUCKING SHIT MNAN

You: I mean, i would be like shitttttttttttt

You: im with mothafucking armstrong

You: ruling the moon

Stranger: WHYSTOP THERE

You: telling litle aliens to suck my dick

Stranger: ILL GO FUCKING XRAXY

Stranger: ILL GO MARS

Stranger: JUMPITER

Stranger: THE SUN

Stranger: FUCKING OWN

You: You would burn men

Stranger: EVERYTHOMG

You: Did you ever put your fingers in the toaster?&

You: its like tath but fo your whole body on the sun

Stranger: NO MAAN

Stranger: I ORBABLY SHOULD

Stranger: SHITMAN

Stranger: IMIGHT

You: Its actually cool, you can say "hey man, i toasted my hands"

You: And the guys would be like, so dope!

Stranger: ICOULD FICKING EAT,Y HANDS

You: FUCK YES!

Stranger: MANFUCK

Stranger: DUDR

You: With NUTELLA

Stranger: DEUDE

Stranger: DUDE

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: NAAAM

Stranger: MAAN

Stranger: YOUR A FUCKINGMAN

You: I know, you too man, we are the only ones to have ball, and put ours hands in a fucking toaster

You: fuck yeah

You: We should really go on the moon

Stranger: FUCKINGSHITMAN

Stranger: IMGONNA

Stranger: MOON

Stranger: JUST

You: And show the aliens whos the boss

Stranger: GOTHERELIKE

Stranger: FUCKING ALIEANSKFH

Stranger: ILLKICKTHEIR FUCKIG ASSES

You: Hell yeah

Stranger: BACK TO ALENTOWN

Stranger: FUCKIG ASSHLES

You: Jyeah, Fuck some aliens wife

You: We can, because we are the kings of the moon

You: ALiens are slaves

Stranger: WEDOWNFUCKINGN EVERYTHING

Stranger: FUCKINGUNIVERDE

Stranger: ILLBRING

Stranger: GUNS

Stranger: AND BEER

Stranger: ANDGREEEEEEEEEEN

You: Get high as fuck, and do a alien shootout

Stranger: FUCKEAH

You: That would be so baddass

Stranger: GETMNE SOMEEEA DAT ALIEN WIFE

You: Fuck yeah, from the back, lick some alien tits

Stranger: FUCCCCCK

You: while the mans are watching

You: jealous

Stranger: WEREGONNA BEKINDS

Stranger: KINGS

Stranger: I GOTTAGOMAN

You: Yeah, and when we are bored, we just go to another planet

Stranger: THIS

You: and repeat

Stranger: FUCKING

Stranger: KEYBOARDISMELTING

Stranger: THRRRWAKJ.MA/EEGRSABG;KUJ

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: EA[IKL

You: WTF men, you need some help? your toasted hand does not work anymore?

Stranger: NO MAN

Stranger: THEKEYS

Stranger: THEYRE MELTING

Stranger: MANFUCK

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: HJBKL/.,MJKL;

You: Fuck men, aliens are kidnapping you! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: NOOOOFUCK

Stranger: DIFDONG

Stranger: IDONT

Stranger: WEANNADIE

You: You wont, ill blow thoses bithches head

You: boom

You: kaplow, alien brain everywhere

Stranger: MANI GOTAAPUKE

Stranger: FUCKINALEINS]

Stranger: FUCKINGEVERYWHERE

Stranger: ;;;ILKJVIOP[]

Stranger: FUXCK

You: Fuck men, I think theyre is one behind me, im fucked !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like ruling the moon with you

 
You: HI

Stranger: Were no strangers to love

You: you know the rules

You: and so do i

Stranger: A full commitments what Im thinking of

Stranger: dont leave me hanging dude

You: let me think

You: you wont get this from any other guy

Stranger: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling

You: gotta make you understand

Stranger: DO NOT WANT!

Stranger: COMBO BREAKERRRRR

You: :(

You: cccccccc combo breaker

You: uncalled for!

Stranger: cya /b/rother

You: peaceeee

 
me and my freind tried to end up in the same chat, talking to each other. we pressed the buttons at the same time, and it worked. so knowing it was her i pretended to be someone else. then pretended that i happened to go to her school, and i happened to be in her rez. then i told her i could see her.

she freaked.
 
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are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not

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Stranger: hiYou: hi!Stranger: from?You: You can call me tom wallisch!You: New York!You: :)Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Stranger: hiYou: hi!Stranger: from?You: same person :)You: tom wallisch!You: new york!Stranger: korea?Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: stefano?

You: HI

You: no

You: mario

Stranger: ohhh

Stranger: where are you from?

You: italy

Stranger: sexy

Stranger: :-)

You: yeah

You: im a plumber

Stranger: oh snap

You: damn plants always try to eat me

Stranger: do you have a brother?

You: yeeah

Stranger: named luigi?

You: i dont like talking about him

You: he betrayed me

Stranger: i don't blame you

Stranger: dude's a prick

Stranger: he dated my sister a few years ago

Stranger: totally broke her heart

I didnt reply fast enough so she ended it :(

 
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Stranger: 5 things youre wearing right now. Go!!

You: panties

You: wait no

You: nothing

Stranger: lol

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You: Hey

Stranger: hello

You: how you doin?

Stanger: horny, haha you?

You: OOO,, f?

Stranger: ya, i'm 17 btw,, you?

You: 16. SCORE!

Stranger: haha, i thik i'm gonna like this. where you from honey?

You: West Philadelphia, born and raised. on the playground is where i spend most of my days

Stranger: umm haha ok?

You: On a playground, is where i spend most of my days.

You: Chillin out, maxin relaxin all cool, shootin some bball outside my school

Stranger: Wtf?

You: When a couple of guys, who were up to no good. started making trouble in my neighborhood

Stranger: Stop now

You: i got in one little fight and my granny got scared, she said " you moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air"

Stranger: i'm leaving now

You: I whisteled for a cab and when it came near. the liscense plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror

You: hello?

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i think i was too harsh, but that music sucks

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Stranger: hey, do you like kpop/know what it is

Stranger: ?

You: kpop?

Stranger: yeah! it's korean pop music

Stranger: it's really good

You: K-pop

is an abbreviation for Korean Pop, specifically from South Korea. There

are many artists and groups, such as BoA, Big Bang, Lee Hyori, Rain,

Seven, Super Junior, TVXQ, SS501, Girls' Generation, Wonder Girls that

have branched out of South Korea and have become popular in China,

Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Philippines, Thailand and others in South

East Asia. The popularity of K-pop is often considered a part of the

rise of the Korean Wave, the recent surge of popularity of contemporary

South Korean culture in Asia.

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You: nope never heard it

Stranger: woow! it's amazing reallly

Stranger: do you want to try to listen to it?

You: i am listening to the first one on youtube

Stranger: which one is it?

You: and i can tell it is a mix between what i would hear at a rave and half gay

You: HOT K-POP 2009 ~ special mashup pt. I ~ (23 songs in one)

Stranger: ahha depends on the song

You:

Stranger: hmm no that's an old one

Stranger: OOH you should try some of the recent stuff

You: tell me what is good

You: ok

You: then i will tell you how stupid it is

Stranger: first off, are you a guy ro girl. i can help you on which to watch

You: it says 2009 mashup i think you are retarded

Stranger: but H.O.T is old

You: unisex

Stranger: hmm ok well try "dbsk mirotic"

You: i am both male and female all in one

Stranger: uhmm ookk well dbsk should appeal to both guys and girls i guess

Stranger: are you listening to it yet?

You: this is a mix between lady gaga (which is gay) and gay

You: its a mix of gay and gay

You: and foregign

You: foreign smells bad

Stranger: depends on the type of person really

You: and its like the backstreet boys in korean

Stranger: try "Rain Rainism"

You: if

you are gay i could possible understand but this breaks the gay o meter

and i am a unisex person, i don't know what to call me

Stranger: uhh okk

You: this song is a mix between the intro of a movie and gay

Stranger: hmm ok try "lee hyori u go girl"

Stranger: if you're a straight guy, you will like taht

You: herro herro ping pong ping pong is a great song

Stranger: also try "wonder girls so hot"

You: i can

You: i can't listen to two songs at once

You: the music video sucks

You: the girl is cute i would have gay/straight sex with her

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: yeah she's one of the hottest

You: no

You: you are deffinetly gay

You: wow you are being called out by a unisex thing

Stranger: waht?! she's totally hot!

You: no she is not the hottest girl ever

You: you are def a lesbo

Stranger: i didn't say "ever"

You: yeah why?

Stranger: i meant out of all the korean girl singers

You: well they all look the same

You: this

is the best song ever, it makes me do whatever a unisex person would do
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