Your first time smoking?

Was 15. My friend called me up one day and was like "yo come check out this homemade bong I made". I go inside his basement and the kid made a bong out of a pineapple, a graden hose, and a window screen. Neither of us smoked, he just saw it online and made it for shits and giggles.

So then he says to me "Dude lets test it out". I said to him "Bro I can't smoke weed right now, my mom will find out". He agreed. But we still wanted to test it out. So he goes to the desk and pulls out a few sheets of loose leaf paper. We just started ripping them up and packing the bowl. Then we filled it with water and took it out back into the woods.

We lit it and started coughing our fucking lungs out. We both agreed that "smoking is gay". But then he hatched a brilliant idea. Steal weed from his older brother to see what actual weed is like. So we hid the bong in his garage and snuck into his older brothers room. We searched for a solid hour and a half before we finally found some in the closet.

We were real paranoid about getting caught, so we walked really far into the woods. The bong got dropped a few times but we repaired it. When we finally got to a suitable location, the bong was the nastiest little fucker. That shit was rotting and covered in dirt. We were attracting flies. But we loaded up and began toking. We smoked a dime. On my last hit I threw up cause the smell from the pineapple was so putrid.

We ditched it in the woods and went back to my friends house. We enjoyed the rest of the evening high, then I went to my house. We returned to the place we ditched the bong and gave it a proper burial next to a tree we now call "The Pineapple Tree". Every once in a while we come back and smoke a pineapple white owl and place the Roach on a nearby rock.
 
First time I didn't feel anything for a while. Shared about 5 spliffs with mates hotboxing a friends bathroom, I wasn't feeling all that much after 5 spliffs even though I was inhaling properly (smoking the spliffs through the nostrils), on the 6th spliff though all of a sudden it hit. All I can say is pepperoni pizza never tasted better.
 
only scumbags and degenerates that go no where smoke "weed"

marijuana is illegal for a reason you fuckin hippies
 
most first times are in some jank ass place like out in the boonies because your always so paranoid

however i guy i worked with named domo hanano had mad purp skurp, as well as his house was a dank bank. He said yo otto, let me hit you with that loud shit straight from up north and i was like shit dude never been or done the weed before. i was mad stressed about it but i heard the reefer is good for stress

a few marijuana injections later, i didnt feel anything, i was starting to do doubt my man domo hanano and the dank, even if it was rated most hitable by calitimes. domo already v blazed said otto be patient

what felt like 2 full moons later, i was driving home on my moped and the stop sign ahead wouldnt get any closer, i looked down and i was going 5 miles per hour, domos voice appeared in my head like God letting me know the purp had gone straight to my dome.

under the full influence now i casualy say hi to my mom and dad

i continue to try find food, once suceeding i attempt to eat it only to be blocked by my moped visor.. turns out the dank had made me keep on my helmet the whole time

thanks domo
 
Plastic water bottle with a hose attachment, no water like a bong either. I was like fuck it and it was nasty, didnt feel anything, even after it took like 10 smokes to really feel it. Anyway, friend puked, 2 others were shredded and Im just like what the fuck. Now look at me......
 
first time i did the pot was out in the woods on some hiking trail. Then i realized i was just living in a dream and that i would probably snap out of it soon but i still feel the same
 
Friend said "let's smoke some dank" and I'm paraniod as fuck cus of my mom but I agreed to it after he offered to buy McDonalds afterwards. We went to Safeway and bought an apple and stole a grill lighter. everywhere around me is woods so we just picked a trail and walked in a quarter mile if that. I brought out my pocket knife and we started cutting into the apple to make an apple bong. Shit was gnarly and smelt like rotting apple every time we lit up but the two of us smoked a whole plastic sandwhich baggy full of chronic. Blazed out of our minds, we each bought a 20 piece McNugget and a large soda and biked around town high off our noggins. Gotta admit, it was hella fun.
 
13719271:Zypher said:
Friend said "let's smoke some dank" and I'm paraniod as fuck cus of my mom but I agreed to it after he offered to buy McDonalds afterwards. We went to Safeway and bought an apple and stole a grill lighter. everywhere around me is woods so we just picked a trail and walked in a quarter mile if that. I brought out my pocket knife and we started cutting into the apple to make an apple bong. Shit was gnarly and smelt like rotting apple every time we lit up but the two of us smoked a whole plastic sandwhich baggy full of chronic. Blazed out of our minds, we each bought a 20 piece McNugget and a large soda and biked around town high off our noggins. Gotta admit, it was hella fun.

first times are always amazing, but just some teenagers buying a lone apple looks sus as fuck haha, i worked as a cashier/bagger for a bit and once saw two 13 year old just buy one apple like you did and i looked and them and they looked at me and no words were said but i had a feelin they were up to the same thing.kids held my eye contact for a bit, they were parnoid af
 
The first time I smoked weed...

I didn't get into a car accident, I didn't OD on heroin the next day, nothing happened.

I just sat on my friend Pete's couch for 11 hours. Now what happened on Pete's couch? A little bit of gaming, some pizza, a bit of no homo cuddling through a movie or two, lots of mtn dew, more pizza, more gaming, and a little bit of pizza. But otherwise nothing.

You have a better shot of dying out there in the real world. Trying that sick double pits to chesty off the money booter, throwing a hippy killer on that sketchy flat box, or sending that big cliff under the lift. No, you wanna keep yourself a live go over and sit on Pete's couch till your 86. Safest thing in the world other than the obvious obesity and adult onset diabetes that's heading your way. That said it's a pretty sweet deal because his mom buys a ton of mtn dew and pizza so you're sorted. Also she doesn't care that he smokes so it's totally chill. And if your mom acuses you of smoking you can have her call Pete's mom and she'll be all like "Nah man, they were at bible study and volunteering at the soup kitchen".

Pete's mom is rad, pete's good people, and that couch is the shit.

#undertheinfluence
 
13719855:theabortionator said:
The first time I smoked weed...

I didn't get into a car accident, I didn't OD on heroin the next day, nothing happened.

I just sat on my friend Pete's couch for 11 hours. Now what happened on Pete's couch? A little bit of gaming, some pizza, a bit of no homo cuddling through a movie or two, lots of mtn dew, more pizza, more gaming, and a little bit of pizza. But otherwise nothing.

You have a better shot of dying out there in the real world. Trying that sick double pits to chesty off the money booter, throwing a hippy killer on that sketchy flat box, or sending that big cliff under the lift. No, you wanna keep yourself a live go over and sit on Pete's couch till your 86. Safest thing in the world other than the obvious obesity and adult onset diabetes that's heading your way. That said it's a pretty sweet deal because his mom buys a ton of mtn dew and pizza so you're sorted. Also she doesn't care that he smokes so it's totally chill. And if your mom acuses you of smoking you can have her call Pete's mom and she'll be all like "Nah man, they were at bible study and volunteering at the soup kitchen".

Pete's mom is rad, pete's good people, and that couch is the shit.

#undertheinfluence

Sounds like a good time, although I spend my time baked doing different shit, or at least during daytime. Chill parents are the best, Im fortunate enough to have parents and friends parents who are ok with it, but as long as our shits together. A few of my friends have parents who think weed is for Satan worshipers, hence the term "devils lettuce" and they have to do stupid shit if they wanna smoke unless the house is empty, clam the car in the driveway, burn cruise or dumb shit you can easily get caught doing.
 
If you don't smoke devils lettuce you are more likely to touch little boys. Most sex offenders don't smoke weed.
 
First time I got mad ripped on the devils lettuce was at an elementary school around midnight, we hit my buddies three piece bond under the slide, I was sky high.

Then we drove to in n out, and got food. But there were about 4-5 cops there too so I got sketched out and didn't talk. Then I laid down in my buddies car for a about 30min then drove home to make my curfew. Driving was the shit, like flying a spaceship.

Then I died and got pregnant because weed is for SATAN
 
First time I did the dank was ski provincials when I was 15. Got so high I though I was literally starving to death from the munchies, but I had two bagels in each hand so I knew I'd be ok. Turns out I was too high to bring the bagels to mouth, so I ended up sitting in a corner for 3 hours crying because I thought I was going to die of starvation, while holding these bagels. Drugs destroy lives.
 
the first time I ever had bagels was when I was 14, my friend tyler met me behind this school at night and we ate them in the dark with cream cheese and everything it was crazy
 
when i was like 10 i rolled up piece of paper and lit the end on fire and then i jokingly went to smoke it like a big cigar and got a huge deep breath of really hot smoke and started coughing like a bitch

10 yr old logic is not always the best
 
parents were out of town, some dingdong left a baggie of oregano in his golf cart that i was cleaning out. Took it home, made an apple bong, chiefed it, coughed so hard i almost puked, felt nothing. Did it again 2 days later, still nothing, will 12/10 not smoke anymore
 
Smoked a j, got so high that I couldn't follow along with the conversation because by the time whoever was talking had said a word I had forgotten what the previous word was.

It was great. 10/10 will smoke again when my big boy job doesn't test.
 
13719262:humpty said:
first time i did the pot was out in the woods on some hiking trail. Then i realized i was just living in a dream and that i would probably snap out of it soon but i still feel the same

Same
 
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