Your Favorite Drinking Toasts

Frank_Spinatra

Frank_Spinatra

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People don't use them as often as I think we should. I like having something more fun to say than "cheers!" before taking shots or slamming some beers with friends. What some good ones that you guys have heard or use yourselves.

To honor with honor for honor, If you can't cum in her cum on her!
 
So here's to the breezes that blows thru the treeses, that lifts the skirt above the kneeses, that shows the spot that teases, pleases, and spreads diseases, OH JESUS, what a snatch, down the hatch.
Here's to honor, to gettin on her, and stayin on her...and if she won't let you cum in her, come on her.
Here's to the women, we fucked the best. We fucked them naked. We fucked them dressed. We fucked them standin'. We fucked them lyin...and if they had wings, we'd fuck em flying... But when they're dead & long forgotten, we'll dig em up & fuck em rotten. Here's to snatch, now down the hatch.
Here's to you & here's to me...the best of friends that friends can be. And if one day, that shall cede, then fuck you & here's to me.

I'm sure I'll remember more about drunk thirty tonight...
 
I HATE this one now...the guitar player for Apres Ski at my bar in Beaver Creek does this like 10 times a day. I know the point is to make people drink so they go buy more booze but fuck it gets annoying after a while
 
haha me and my friends the other day before our schools football game had the best pre game toast
"who plays lacrosee- I DO!""who smokes weed - I DO!""who likes to get fucked up - I DO" then we all staring running to the football stadium hah so great
 
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