Your favorite comedian!

steven lynch is hilarious with his songs...then you farted,special olympics,if i were gay,hermaphrodite,special fred,the beer song, and superhero to name a few

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
i just found out oday taht george carlin is coming to town

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
George Carlin is the funniest man alive.

He was the first host of Saturday Night Live, he did the piece on Seven Dirty Words--got arrested for it too--and tons of other funny shit. Chappelle and Rock are funny but they haven't been funny for four decades like Carlin. Buy 'Back in Town'

 
dane cook is fucking hilarious...'ill just have the chicken funpak'

Sahid: I know how it is

Sahid: you country bumpkin people don't have much going on...lets not lie

Then I said...: no that is true

Then I said...: we just stick to bumpkining
 
Brian Regan. he must be the funniest man on earth. trust me. check his shit out. you will piss yourself.

also, of course, George Carlin is and always will be the man.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
George Carlin is funny, but in a different way then most commedians, no one said Yakov Smirnov

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The French have only ever won ONE war, the French Revolution, because the opponent was also French.
 
I am Dane Cook

John Pennet is funny (i thinkthats his name, hes a big fat guy with a high voice and says 'nay nay' alot.)

Later
 
Robin Willams, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfield,

Eddie Murrhy(when young 20's)

Jackass the Movie was sweet
 
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