Your epic drunk story

[burnside]

One time Drank a whole beer and fell out of a tree

 

[Toasty.]

drank a whole bottle of vodka, blacked out in front of my military base in germany. woke up 6 hours later in a hospital with an iv in my hand and was told i had to get my stomach pumped and was comma tosed (sp)

YES!

 

[Conker]

This is the most ridiculous post I have ever seen/read. If it is not true then congratulations on being so creative. If it is real, then damn. lol

 

[moonofendor]

someones meter is broken...

but epic drunk stories.

well i've gotten my buddy to run into the side of a barn full speed.

killed half a case in an hour, got kicked out of the house i was at, so i just fell asleep in my car in the driveway.

passed out on my front porch with my keys in hand

there's probably some other shit that's happened, but i can't recall it right now. i'll add it if i remember later.

 

[Conker]

These are in no way epic.

 

[GILLSKI]

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[KendiLax22]

 

[hurrdurr]

got drunk at a party at a friend's house and puked on their stairs.
pretty epic, huh

 

[yuck]

thatd be very weird. i would get bored.

 

[.Blake.]

yada yada yada woke up with a slice of pizza folded up in my pocket

 

[justinp4400]

chased by cops. all i remember. woke up on a treadmill