Your Barfight

[Benson23]

These are the ten fuckers I would bring into a bar fight, who are yours?

1. Napolean-le petit prince

Its

not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the

dog. With him on my side were sure to have a strategic plan going in.



2. Rampage Jackson- just kiddin about that last one , lets get real

Who wouldn't want this monster on their team.....Id even be scared and that says a lot right?

3.Brett Broski-The legend

I

mean this guy practically lives in bars so why not get a guy who knows

the layout of the bar....pretty much home ice advantage id say.

4.Ricky Bobby-If you aint first your last !

His cockiness is out of this world, we need that confidence going in.

5.Jake Tyler-There he is

This guy was unreal in NBD, he would rip shit in the bars.

6. Eli (or Denzel either way you cant go wrong)

Eli couldn't be stopped in that movie, for sure a bad ass pick to have on my team, he'll take on 8 guys by himself.

7. Hancock

The power behind him is unbelievable, he'll trade you a gun for a candy bar...come onnnn

8. Floyd "Money" Mayweather- Game Set Match

He's all i need , best pound for pound fighter EVER. Touch it.

9. Ma'a Nonu- One scary scary man

The all blacks player is one huge scary and intense man. I would not want to get in his way at the bars....how bout you?

10. 16 and pregnant.

Well

my teams already pretty stacked so i guess ill throw one of these girls

in....Hey ya never know maybe if their in the fight someone will do one

of these young YOUNG ladies a favour....

 

[Huck_Norris]

Mayweather swallows for Pacquiao.
/story

 

[PJS.]

rocky

audie murphy

my uncle (i just assume he could kick ass)

simon dumont (for the lulz)

tanner hall (for the carnage)

clay matthews

bj raji (guess which nfl team i like)

stephen colbert

a grizzly bear

john oliver

and as a side note, andy zaltzman, if anyone can get why those last two are together you become my new favorite person

 

[yojimbo]

hahaha good choices.

I think I would probably chose a flock of amazonian mankillers who will seduce every one of your choices then murder them mid-coitus. As for the hormonally addled preggo I could probably take her pretty quick.

 

[Balto]

only person I would need

 

[shocker611]

the only reason i would pick raji is if he did that dance

 

[PJS.]

hes also a tank.

dancing tank.

bitch.

 

[S.P]

jackie chan

 

[gus555]

i assume he would have a few tricks up his sleve

 

[Anathema]

here's my line-up

tyler durden

terry crews

tony jaa

optimus prime

the great khali

jason bourne

gina carano

vinnie jones

GSP

blade

 

[RonSwanson]

lets see...1.) Gandolf from LOTR2.) Captain Jack Sparrow (i feel like he has some experience)3.) Morphius (cuz of his sunglasses)4.) Hitler (if the bar is in the jewish part of town)5.) Dwight (he has weapons strategically placed everywhere)6.) Tiger (to get the bitches after the fight)7.) The cast of Jersey Shore8.) TJ Schiller (he is the man)9.) Obama (for the secret service)10.) Sarah Palin

 

[PJS.]

i notice a common thread here, or lack thereof if you're gettin ma jingle

 

[SkiThe603]

none of them, i would bring the Aflac Duck and Geico Geeko

 

[ThaLorax]

I'd take 10 of these:

 

[low_fidelity]

I don't even need 10

 

[Rossberger]

Oc, the leader

Tyrone biggums, the kamikaze

Clint Eastwood, the badass

Ray Lewis, the other badass

 

[PJS.]

bet the first one can kill using only his moustache

 

[mommy]

1. george lopez2. janeane garofalo

 

[pomme-de-terre]

my dick and my left and right testicles.

 

[1337]

 

[Caucasian_Asian]

The Honky Tonk Man. Because you never know when you might need to hit someone with a guitar.

Death.

Elvis Stojko. Yep, the figure skater. But he's also a black-belt and he kicked the shit out of Eric Lindros in a grocery store.

Russel Crowe. He gets drunk and fights.

 

[Rossberger]

Hahaha agree with the russell crowe part and he could be a strategist if he was in his A Beautiful Mind character.

 

[YoungJeezy]

1. George Clooney2. Daniel Radcliffe3. Greg Jennings4. 50 Cent 5. Tupac (He is alive, i know it)6. Christian Bale (he has a knack for beating people)7. My grandpa (moral support)8. Eminem (who knows what crazy shit he would do)9 + 10. My hands

 

[californiagrown]

i would have 4 folks

Muhammed Ali

Ray Lewis

Mike tyson

A random hypnotist

The hypnotist would convince Iron Mike that the opposing fighters were all Robin Givens, and convince ray ray that the opposing fighters were all QB's with no refs around.

Ali would be there just to talk all the shit, because really who in the world is better at talking shit? He would for sure be the instigator.

 

[charmander]

Geronimo

lee majors

little walter is a crazy motherfucker

patton

mike tyson

fuckin balrog dammit

 

[E.FARR]

1.kill bill2.lil jon (for encouragement....such as YEAAA's and OKKAYYYYY's)3.will farrell (hell make anyone laugh)4. a clan of midgets (theyre small they count as 1)5.Michael Oher-the blindside kid-hes huge black and intimidating6.dwight schrute7.jason statham8.Bob Lee Swagger-from the movie shooter9.iron man10.eddy murphy

 

[Raz.]

does that include his posse

 

[Caucasian_Asian]

He is a posse

 

[E.FARR]

possi-ble rapist.

 

[Caucasian_Asian]

He's a lunchlady too?

 

[ThaLorax]

damn you and your balrog. he (it?) alone would be a damn good match for my sith nazguls.

 

[Six.0.Tree-ski]

i just love watching this video. id take him for sure

 

[Get.Kronk]

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

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[Billups]

I'll take Bas Rutten. Should be good enough.

 

[yuck]

The AC transit motherfucker!

he totally kicks ass