You know you're an NSer when...

Ryan*

Ryan*

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You know you're an NSer when...
-Your homework takes five times as long because you're constantly checking your threads.-You kind of really hate 4chan.-You have very strong feelings about Tom Wallisch, either positive or negative.-You wait anxiously at your computer for Chug Life to drop.-The words "You have not participated in any active threads" fill you both with despair and indignation.-You hate NSG in the summer...but you secretly love NSG in the summer.-Whenever you see a new reincarnation of Daringharry in a new username, you roll your eyes and groan.-You love ON3P. As you should.-You are a little pissed at Rowen for moving the "If you laugh, you lose" thread into the contributor's forum; unless you're a contributor, in which case you laugh at all the non-contributors.-You worship Rowen.-You know the world won't end in 2012...it will end when Jib-Life drops.-you immediately click on any thread starting with the word "Guize" because, good or bad, you know it's going to be epic.-You've tried to go to one of your created threads, only to find that it has been deleted, causing you to either burst out of your seat in fury or chuckle because you knew it was coming.-You know how to get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta.-You never wear anything smaller than 2XLT on the hill; or, if you do, you have spent hours scratching your head at all the NSers who don't.-If asked the question: "Would you kill a man for a Jiberish hoodie?" you would give it serious contemplation.-You've reposted and felt like a tool.-You've failed to searchbar and felt like a tool.-You commonly compare Bobby Brown to Mother Teresa.-Gaper Day is your favorite holiday.
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this thread is going places.

you have an opinion on Ohmybosh and his jokes negative or positive

understand the average age of newschoolers on NSG is roughly 14

You have consulted Dr.Ns at least once during your NS career

You have either asked for help or helped in a NSG homework thread

You have called out someone on reposts just for the sake of it
 
It seems the "you know you're an NSer when..." is really similar to "you know you're a pro loving, jiberish whoring, skinny kid tall tee wearing 15 year old when..."
 
how do you feel?

-you get serious satifaction from telling others they have reposted, but really hope they don't lower your karma
 
You have verbally attacked someone to get off Tom Wallisch's jock.

Everytime you see an NS sticker on someone's helmet you get excited.

 
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you know you are a NSer when...you are slow to answer your girlfriend on the phone because your thread just got 6 more responses
 
You try really hard to not be in the way of eheath's mean-spirited remarks, but he always gets you sooner or later.
 
yeah really.

you know you're too old for ns when:

you don't understand half the threads

you laugh when you see kids on the dick of pros who you dont even know the name of.

you laugh when people get stoked for things like chuglife.

you laugh at kids who spend like 80 dollars on sweaters from jibberish and voluerz. or kids in retardedly oversized clothing.

you laugh at kids who are buying stuff like on3p and first drop even though they just came out and nobody actually knows if they are quality or not.

you are jelous of all the kids that get new gear every year from the parent-sponsorship.

ah well, i'll get chirped to shit on this, but i cannot leave.
 
well thats kind of funny, cuz i hate a lot of pros i dont where jiberish cuz its too much money, im kinda fat, i dont where tall tees . SO GET SOME!!!!
 
you have written sorry for the dub post even though you knew it was necessary to post again

sorry for the dub post
 
Oooooooooooo you called the OP a faggot. He might have to leave NS forever cause of that one.
 
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you know you're an NSer when you hear the words "full tilt" on a commercial and immediately think of posting it to this thread.
 
I thoroughly enjoyed this, especially the parent sponsorship considering I've purchased every skiing related item I own aside from my bindings
 
You know you're on NS when 97% of the members still use the wrong form of your, you're, their, they're, there, it's, and its.

 
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