You know your riding east coast when..

When the lift stops at least 3 times every ride.When you fall on a 1 foot box and it hurts a lot due to the ice. When if its not ice its slushWhen you can smell the fries from the topWhen the slope closes at 3 am.
 
when you see somebody skinning to the top of the mountain.
when the chairlift takes twice as long as skiing to the bottom
 
When you can see the bottom of the lift from the top.

When you ski on ice more than real snow.

When 3 inches of snow is amazing.

You don't hit the jumps because the landing is pure ice.
 
when the managers try to give you a 10 debit card if you turn around and leave because they ran out of parking.
 
I dunno, the mid-atlantic is having an awesome season this year, besides the fact that our hill has like 700 vertical feet. 7 springs has a like a 62 inch base right now, we're getting tons of snow lately, and this weekend I watched Kristi and all the other pro girls throw down all over the mountain, it was sexy.
when you make excuses like this despite you knowing the east coast really does suck.
 
if you're in the Catskills, half the cars and SUVs in the lot have Jersey plates, and you can tell the other half are from Long Island, and you hate them all. But it's a lot of fun making money off them at the same time.

When you work at a bar there, and once a month some hot blonde Jersey mom gets wasted and topless, then starts dancing on the bar...

The week between Dec 26th and Jan 2nd is known as Hell Week.
 
when you are riding a lift and people are all nice to you until they ask where i am from and say NY and they turn into instant douchebags.
 
true, it seems like all the states on the atlantic have been getting snow except for Maine, but this storm system coming in could change all of that. hopefully
 
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