You know your a dick when.....

[El.Guapo]

So i thought maybe this could be funny. Idk. Il start with a few

You know your a dick when the first thing that pops into your brain when you realize your cold is cutting the person next to you open and sleepin in their guts like star wars.

You know your a dick when your friend is more sad about your breakup than you.

you know your a dick when you try to thinkbof the best way to mug a homeless person.

You know your a dick when you convince your friend hes spiderman after her gets a concussion.

I will think of more in the morning

 

[applejuice.]

you're*

 

[skier_boy26]

So, you're like, 12, right?

 

[firstdropkid]

 

[JHendrix]

when you correct other peoples spelling on the internet?

 

[saucybiscuits]

I'm sure you will.

 

[TheStamos]

thats called being a sociopath not a dick. i do not like people like you.

 

[applejuice.]

hey, it may help you some day down the road...

 

[Blurst]

You seruiously do that?

 

[El.Guapo]

Its a joke. Like i said. Not funny.. bored as crap.

 

[970-Pow]

and /thread

 

[iFlip]

You're not alone. I came here to do the same thing...you beat me to it.

 

[.AR6rider.]

...and just when I thought all the fucking morons of NS were asleep for the night, this happens. OP, do us all a favor and just quit now.

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

You just really can't stand grammatically correct people can you?
And this thread is stupid. Made by a 12 year old and stupid.

 

[ImNotARacist]

You know you're a dick when an old woman falls and rather than help her up, you are the first person to point out the shit stains on her undies.

 

[dave44]

what?

 

[.AR6rider.]

I think what he was trying to say is: sometimes when he gets cold, he wants to slice someone open and crawl inside their dead body.

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[CliffyByro]

OP what is wrong with you

 

[Cufe.]

You know you're a dick when you have two balls hanging around you all the time and when people excite you you stand up straight and spray semen everywhere.

 

[tds103]

true dat

 

[rareison]

OP'