I had a moment yesterday and IMMEDIATELY thought of this thread
My girlfriend and I were talking on Facebook about the Liquorville SNL skit from last weekend and quoting random lines, one of which is "How about a nice hot oolong to coat your throat?".
Instead of saying "How about a nice hot oolong to coat your throat"
I said "How about a nice hot oolong to QUOTE your POST"
Didn't even notice. Wasn't even on NS at the time. She pointed it out and I was flabbergasted. Made up a story about how i was multitasking and talking to another kid about quoting something he posted on his wall. Then changed the subject whilst kicking myself for the next hour.